Or he would of put our genitals in the middle of our backs.
Just think how that would change things:
What would toilets look like?
How would we do the shake after peeing?
What would the doggie position be like?
Would it be called camel back instead of camel toe?
Masterbation- women would only need a suction cup dildo
Guys would have to rub against the door like we do to scratch our backs
I would rich because I would invent the tampon insertion/extraction device and make millions.
Originally Posted by Mike6082
Lol@ Italia- I had a similar situation with a dildo in the bed after falling asleep, my daughter got in bed while I was asleep, asked what it was, I didn't have an answer so I went with "dog toy", she proceeded to fling it to the floor and call for the dog..... I was freaking mortified!!!!
Bad decisions make good stories, I'm a little more careful now :-)
Originally Posted by DDMcGee
lmmfao babe i left it in my bed once and the kids made up the bed, when i got home from work i used the r&r and low and behold i found a plastic bag in the trash i carefully observed it lmao it was (that was the one i had then) MR.PINKY lmao all wrapped up in a throw away plastic bag lmao
poor babies
Its 3:43 am now........I wonder if Italia is doing it again! Lol
Originally Posted by Jed Clampett
wouldnt you have liked to have known that
I'm free during those hours! Lol
Originally Posted by Sputnix
i'll keep you in mind lol