10 Things We Don't Know About you(me too)

10. I'm a registered republican only because they have good food at their klan meetings.
9. Im a doomsday prepper.
8. Im the neighborhood watch/block captain.
7. I masturbate a lot.
6. I didnt shave my pussy this month.
5. I love kibbee.
4. Im a very strict parent.
3. I hate peanutbutter.
2. I struggle with homophobia.
1. I enjoy sucking balls more than sucking dick.

#9) Why is it now when I hear the word Hobby, Hobbies or Hobbying. I no longer relate that to Baseball cards, restoring old cars, model planes, cars, etc..... ( a mind is a terrible thing to waste)
#8) why is it now when I see a beuatiful hottie I no longer think Wow, I should ask her for her number. I sitting their in my mind thinking her rate should be....... Originally Posted by Travelingbro

Thank God. I thought I was the only one who did this.

1. THEY HAVE TITS

And I've certainly noticed yours. Take care Originally Posted by Bmerazi

Awe u gotta have more but thanks for sharing, that's a answer to you profile picture huh?? Lol

GREAT THREAD!!!!!!

Me.....

6. I was a stripper for about 10 minutes lol
BONUS:
Originally Posted by Ginger Lovelace

Yes

Haha only ten mins??! You better than me, I bought the getup and never got up there!! Fuk it, I am way to nervous. But yo should be comfortable in your skin you're beautiful.(I love your red hair) we met at a social once.

10. I'm a registered republican only because they have good food at their klan meetings.
9. Im a doomsday prepper.
8. Im the neighborhood watch/block captain.
7. I masturbate a lot.
6. I didnt shave my pussy this month.
5. I love kibbee.
4. Im a very strict parent.
3. I hate peanutbutter.
2. I struggle with homophobia.
1. I enjoy sucking balls more than sucking dick. Originally Posted by ArisRose

I love all of this very comical but if its your life live it girl #10&9&8 too funny babe. Hope to meet one day. I think we get along well. #4 that's the way I should be but I only have one and he's spoiled rotten. Lol you're amazing juggling so many thing, have a great one.

BONUS:
11. I LOVE DDMGEE!!!! Originally Posted by Ginger Lovelace

I may be bias but this one is my favorite... Gotta be lucky when you get a bonus right? Lol

10. I'm 6' 3 and look fairly intimidating. I'm actually not. But I suppose I do scare people away at times.
9. Due to time constraints I don't often have much time to hobby, so I make the most of it when I can.
8. For me it's reveille @ 0500 everyday, so when I do hobby it's usually somewhere around this time.
7. BNG's are my favorite.
6. I'm actually quite nerdy, comics, games, music, etc.
5. I'd say I'm an audiophile I have to listen to music just so. I've been wearing giant studio headphones for years before all these kids started to.
4. I've always had this fantasy about a session involving strawberry ice cream.
3. When doing our taxes this year when the tax lady asked if we had any tax deductible hobbies I immediately thought, "would this be tax deductible?"
2. There's nothing more sexy than watching a beautiful woman undress before you.
1. Someday I want to have a session where the provider is wearing undies like below:

10. I'm 6' 3 and look fairly intimidating. I'm actually not. But I suppose I do scare people away at times.
9. Due to time constraints I don't often have much time to hobby, so I make the most of it when I can.
8. For me it's reveille @ 0500 everyday, so when I do hobby it's usually somewhere around this time.
7. BNG's are my favorite.
6. I'm actually quite nerdy, comics, games, music, etc.
5. I'd say I'm an audiophile I have to listen to music just so. I've been wearing giant studio headphones for years before all these kids started to.
4. I've always had this fantasy about a session involving strawberry ice cream.
3. When doing our taxes this year when the tax lady asked if we had any tax deductible hobbies I immediately thought, "would this be tax deductible?"
2. There's nothing more sexy than watching a beautiful woman undress before you.
1. Someday I want to have a session where the provider is wearing undies like below:
Originally Posted by tallgeese

OMG- are u me?

If you're bald then you may be my other personality- are you killing those people!

11. I used to smoke "tea" as a stress relief b/c I'm not much of a drinker. Pretty much stopped smoking, however I started masturbating more to supplement the stress relief, i.e. my dick is raw.
10. I get radom hard-ons at the most inopportune times....fml
9. Something about cone shaped flesh (light) colored nipples on tear drop shaped titties makes me instantly hard.
8. I was a late bloomer in high school, so I didnt get much poonany thus I have been raging ever since.
7. I will be horny until I'm 10 toes up & 6 ft under.
6. I have dark side BCD that I am afraid of b/c I'm not sure if I could control it during the heat of passion so he stays suppressed deep down. Amber H. Keeper has briefly met him & I believe she will be the one to help me tame him. Until then, Mr. Nice guy all the way.
5. I recently realized i liked getting slapped in the face in the middle of a session.
4. Haven't had a lady completely DT me yet, I hope that day comes & i cum when she is licking my balls while completely engulfing me.
3. I hope I meet a provider that has a sex swing installed somewhere, those look awesome.
2. Never been to Greece, just waiting for the right lady to introduce me, wasn't sure if my equipment was designed to go in there.
1. I love watching a girl orgasm on my dick, feeling her squeeze me, shake & tremble.....it is the ultimate high.

fyi....jucci's pussy feels amazing in K9 & surfboard, probably one of the tightest i have felt in the hobby thus far, had to pay the tax man this year otherwise i would be going back for seconds

How cute l3fty all your info related to sex !! I like that

10. I like music, a lot. Music leads to dancing. Dancing leads to...
9. Cumming fucks with my rythym!
8. I value "real", not "fake."
7. Good scotch and a fine cigar make a great evening.
6. We need more music.
5. I don't know how to work women. Computers, I got that, but women?
4. A Cuban Montecristo #2 is a religious experience in itself.
3. Goeff is cool. Almost as cool as Craig Ferguson.
2. I'm insecure about my sexual performance, hence the continuing practice.
1. I have a big cock. Well, that's what she said! No kidding, she catches me alone at the party and said "SuzieQ told me you have a big cock!" I felt it would be inappropriate to correct her.

Sooooo interesting to read things I woulda never known about you guys

Mine are rather...well, here you go:

1.) I keep secrets. ALWAYS.
2.) Although, I've heard and read otherwise, I'm NOT full of myself, but I do know my worth.
3.) I have chocolate fits, get chocolate wasted and chocolate hangovers. Yes, it's real.
4.) I find sex in odd places extremely exciting. I've had sex on top of a water tower, a schoolbus, a dressing room, a balcony on the riverwalk during a parade list goes on.
5.) I'm NOT fake. I can be a bitchy bitch when the right buttons are pressed. I refuse to go by names such as "sweet____" or "peachypassionperkypants" bc thats NOT me half the time. I am FUN tho. AND when I accept an appt time, it means I'm READY and in the MOOD!
6.) I dislike roses. All colors.
7.) I love to wear men's shirts with nothing underneath when hittin the sheets. Zzzz
8.) I love the ladies....and every once in awhile, I take it upon myself to play with my fellow providers
9.) I use to dance at a strip club in the valley
10.) I believe that....Strangers DO have the best candy

Haaaa. That was fun. That was revealing. But maybe that's a GOOD thing

Here Some Fun Facts About Me:

1) Im REALLY Cuban & Cherrokee Indian
2) Im from San Diego, CA but born in Manhattan, NY
3) I love snakes
4) I love to prank call my friends in my spare time
5) My fav color is GREEN
6) I have road rage
7) Im an ARIES
8) Im a GIVER and LOVE to SUCK DICK!!
9) Im a part time dancer and can work the pole really well
10) I have 36Ds

1.) I AM a natural blonde, I just bleach it lighter.
2.) I LOVE classic cars and muscle cars. My dream car would be a Corvette made between '63-'69, preferably a '63, lol!
3.) I like to shoot skeet and go bird hunting.
4.) I enjoy fishing.
5.) I've realized as I get older that going "clubbing" sucks, too many stupid people, haha!
6.) I hate the smell of ketchup on eggs. I have no clue why people do this.
7.) I am a huge family person and they come first before ANYTHING.
8.) I love to cook.
9.) I like listening to classical music and instrumental music. One of my favorite things to listen to is the Vitamin String Quartet.
10.) Although I hate "clubbing" I love going to strip clubs. I truly appreciate the feel of a beautiful woman while she dances for me and I enjoy the scenery. No, I am not full on bi, but kissing a woman is so much more passionate and sexy than kissing a man. I guess I'd be called bi-curious.

I'll play.

1. Like a few other hobbiests in this thread, I'm a huge nerd. Comics, movies, music, wrestling you name it. At one time I had considered doing all of those for a living but found out that I am terrible at all of them.
2. Though I don't do itfor a living like I intended to, I do teach music for extra money. It's not my full job, but it does help pay the bills.
3. I love writing. I went to school for screenwriting briefly, but ultimately failed at that like everything else.
4. If I could have a one night stand with any woman in the world, it would have to be Christina Aguilera. So beautiful, so talented, so naturally busty.
5. I used to be a freelance photographer. I was actually assistant photography manager at one of the places I work for awhile. I eventually got frustrated with the demands of women wanting touch ups, that I became disgusted with my profession and sold all of my equipment. I believe in natural beauty when it comes to photos. This is a decision I somewhat regret because a provider once brought up the fact that I could have bartered with women for showcase pics. Oh well.
6. I have a terrible lazy eye. No women that I've been with have noticed but if they do they probably wouldnt want to be with me anymore.
7. My biggest kink,fetish whatever you want to call it is black women. I loooooove black women, sadly I get way to nervous with them every time Im about to spend time behind closed doors, that I end up looking like a doofus.
8. I entered the hobby after my previous relationship deteriorated. There were multiple problems that led to my relationships demise, but one of the smaller ones was not being sexually satisfied even though there were times where I had sex 4 or 5 times a day.
9. I've always wanted to have really rough sex like James Deen pr0n sex style but I'm way to shy and senstive of a guy to be that ruthless. Even when I've seen providers that are very much pse, I end up kissing them tenderly and running my fingers along their skin. I'm super super nervous around women of any kind. Conversations with women are just lost amongst me, and I always end up sweating perfusely upon first meeting a provider. Even once I've become compfortable with a provider, I still wiggle around obnoxiously and never shut up upon starting conversation due to my nervousness.
10. I'm kind of young compared to most of my hobby brethren. I've been turned down because of my age by more providers than providers I've actually seen. *sigh*

1.) I AM a natural blonde, I just bleach it lighter.
2.) I LOVE classic cars and muscle cars. My dream car would be a Corvette made between '63-'69, preferably a '63, lol!
3.) I like to shoot skeet and go bird hunting.
4.) I enjoy fishing.
5.) I've realized as I get older that going "clubbing" sucks, too many stupid people, haha!
6.) I hate the smell of ketchup on eggs. I have no clue why people do this.
7.) I am a huge family person and they come first before ANYTHING.
8.) I love to cook.
9.) I like listening to classical music and instrumental music. One of my favorite things to listen to is the Vitamin String Quartet.
10.) Although I hate "clubbing" I love going to strip clubs. I truly appreciate the feel of a beautiful woman while she dances for me and I enjoy the scenery. No, I am not full on bi, but kissing a woman is so much more passionate and sexy than kissing a man. I guess I'd be called bi-curious. Originally Posted by Hollywood101

Very interesting. I hate the clubs as well but a strip joint!!!! I'm in there quik. Lol
This makes me think your very relaxed chill kinda girl. My kinda company.

I'll play.

7. My biggest kink,fetish whatever you want to call it is black women. I loooooove black women, sadly I get way to nervous with them every time Im about to spend time behind closed doors, that I end up looking like a doofus.

9. I've always wanted to have really rough sex like James Deen pr0n sex style but I'm way to shy and senstive of a guy to be that ruthless. Even when I've seen providers that are very much pse, I end up kissing them tenderly and running my fingers along their skin. I'm super super nervous around women of any kind. Conversations with women are just lost amongst me, and I always end up sweating perfusely upon first meeting a provider. Even once I've become compfortable with a provider, I still wiggle around obnoxiously and never shut up upon starting conversation due to my nervousness.
10. I'm kind of young compared to most of my hobby brethren. I've been turned down because of my age by more providers than providers I've actually seen. *sigh* Originally Posted by marcuslloyd

#7 we need to change that no need to be shy I gave a friend advise on how to approach a black woman. Lol it work factly enough most black women's fantasy usually is with a white man.( assuming you are white, if not we may have a problem lol)#9 is so Cute I love that. You gotta dig deep into that kinky side.
Your info was very good and honest, wish you well on your endeavors here!!!

And I too am youngin of the providers. I many times get told I'm ahead of my time in the bedroom. Haha whatever that means I just like to fuck!!!