Got My Ass THOROUGHLY Kicked

shit, upon re-reading, you might not have seen anything. sorry

that blows man. i hate to ask, and you can decline if you want, but can you describe the punks? it might help for anyone down there to know what to look for. i hate to get into race and all that, but maybe at least approx age? anything really...

speedy recovery! Originally Posted by henteaser

best i can tell you is that it was two black guys... might have been more but i saw 2. Can't tell you anything else about them except that their feet hurt a LOT

Wow I am sorry that happened to you and very glad you are still around to tell about it....

what a cowardly pussyboy dickface low life scum bag asshat to attack someone from behind
I hope you recover quickly both physical and mentally (I dont care who you are..when your safety zone has been breached and can break you down)

Can't tell you anything else about them except that their feet hurt a LOT Originally Posted by BePrepared

Now thats funny....(Its not but you know what I mean)
Sense of humor is a good thing and top it of with a black eye..I dont know why but I find that sexy....

Why thank you madam

I am actually more upset that i LOOK like i've been sparing with an MMA fighter than i am about the pain, but i'm MUCH more sad that i'm missing an appointment with a beautiful lady because two asshats decided to get a **** fix with my hobby money.

At this point, i'm too embarrassed about how i look to see anyone even if i could afford it, but in a few weeks, i'll be pretty again. The idiots with the aching feet will still be broke and uneducated. In the long run, i win

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Too bad you didn't have one of those LoJack Apps on your phone so you and a few friends can give the pair a visit where you can kindly ask for your items back with a few crow bars.

it's probably for the best that i don't. I tend to view the kind of person that mistakes my face for a soccer ball as being somewhat more attractive with extensive ventilation of the GSW sort... The police seem to disagree with that assessment, so i'm probably better off letting this one go

Oh man!! Very sorry to read about your experience. I hope you recover quick, and get back in the game.

May I suggest that next time BePrepared, get a CHL, and a mini-revolver you can legally buy.
I don't usually walk in alleys, BUT I keep mine in my pocket ready to go every time I have to walk anywhere dark. These are exactly the dark times that it comes handy.

Have a CHL, usually carry a Glock .40

I was at a bar. Can't conceal carry in a bar.

Also, in this particular case, a gun would have done me ZERO good. I never saw anyone before the first time i was hit, and i was too disoriented to do anything at all after that. The only thing that might have come of me having my handgun is that the thugs would now be armed if they weren't already

Damn. Even though I'm a big, tall guy, I stopped parking in that area a long time ago. I'll gladly spend $5-10 to not have to be in that area at that time of night. Hope you get better soon BP.

I learned that lesson this time sir. I will be parking in a well lit, well traveled area from now on.

Damn, that's some tough luck - you are a pretty good sport about it. It could have gone a lot worse too - imagine what could be going through their head if they were playing with your knife.

Out of curiousity, was it the chevron or the texaco?
I still don't know the area too well, but I'll be remembering this spot!

Damn sorry bro. A gun will do little service at such a close range especially in the mised of an ass whooping.. Practice with ur knife from the ground and different positions to help u learn how to pull it.. Way more effective and less liabilities. Practice some Kali bro ull thank me later. I for one am willing to contribute and help take up a donation once u get better for ur next hobby. I think u have taken several for all members we could at least help u with a hh or hour with a hot provider. Anyone else??

Damn sorry bro. A gun will do little service at such a close range especially in the mised of an ass whooping.. Practice with ur knife from the ground and different positions to help u learn how to pull it.. Way more effective and less liabilities. Practice some Kali bro ull thank me later. I for one am willing to contribute and help take up a donation once u get better for ur next hobby. I think u have taken several for all members we could at least help u with a hh or hour with a hot provider. Anyone else?? Originally Posted by Mata Leon

Dude, you're awesome. Even if nothing else comes of it, that's an incredibly generous offer. Thank you

As to the knife fighting, i have had pretty extensive knife fighting training, but you can't do much with it when you're on the ground all googly eyed and not sure what the hell just happened

It was the alley between 6th and 7th behind the texaco BTW

Damn that sucks.. my offer stands i hope other jump in.. we can hook it up with a goid honest provider and make it hapoen.

I can't believe you were towed for meter violation that sucks royally. Whatever happened to just getting tickets? I'm sure a judge would've waived the fine. These tow truck drivers are outta control anyway.