Inappropriate Pictures/ Bad Timing....

Cockzilla's Avatar
How often has it happened to you?

So, I am sitting at a bar having a beverage, waiting on my date. I had been conversing/texting with a client, setting up an appointment for the following day. We agree upon time and place and conversation is over. A good 15 minutes later thinking, if my date doesn't hurry I may hook up with Mr. Hot Cocktail, when I see his face.....

His eyes get big and he gestures to my phone.... calmly continues to dry his glass and waits, watching me.... I look down and BAM!!! .... Client whom I had ended conversation with 15 minutes ago decides to send me a huge, well oiled up, hard D*CK pic! Obviously, he was gonna rub one out before the following day.... and felt I would like to have a picture to hold me over as well.....This was not pre discussed, it just popped up. When I asked him why, he said "I just thought you would like something to get you through the night".

Talk about awkward! Needless to say, I have quickly made a habit of laying my phone face down, if I am going to have it out!!!

I know for the guys who have an SO, you probably have your phone off or hidden unless in use, but I have heard that when things get slow, sometimes providers will send unsolicited pics and texts. Has it ever resulted in an embarrassing/awkward moment? Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)
Try this relaxing Sunday morning sleeping late, my SO making breakfast in the kitchen. My briefcase starts vibrating she happens to pick up the phone inside and it is some hooktard with full frontal nudity wanting to know " how do you like my new shoes". So I get awakened by my SO who casually tosses my phone on our bed, who says you have a message, and there is the picture on front of my phone. Well let me tell you it was a long walk to the kitchen for breakfast. Sending unsolicited pictures to someone you have not had contact with in six or seven months is not a good idea.
chicagoboy's Avatar
I never send cock pics...but now that the iPhone has Panorama Picture mode, I may be able to start... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
damn..............dude........ .....I know you always put down fat people and 'whores', but I never thought I would see the day when you called yourself a big prick. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN
Only modesty has prevented WU from calling himself a big prick.

I'm a prick everywhere... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
I've always been a prick... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Better to be a big prick than a little one... ::
pyramider's Avatar
When dealing with the ladies, what would posses any man of the hobby to think any of us would want pictures of that?
Originally Posted by Glynette
You mean you do not a pre-session photo of my 1.3" of dangling death?
Wakeup's Avatar
RE: cb's post...yeah, you guys need to keep up...
yardbird74's Avatar
Yeah, the client was rather presumptuous and with the "get you through the night" comment, he comes off a bit cocky. (sorry, couldn't resist that)

I have only "sexted" one person -not a provider- and it was in return for pictures she had sent and at her request.

As far as people getting busted by their SO with the cell phones....use the lock feature on the phone. And if you're using a "hobby" phone, leave it shut off and locked up unless you are making your appointments.
tbone77494's Avatar
I just can't imagine why any women would want a dick pic. Gay guy, maybe but not a chick.
Abigail (Source of JOY)'s Avatar
Try this relaxing Sunday morning sleeping late, my SO making breakfast in the kitchen. My briefcase starts vibrating she happens to pick up the phone inside and it is some hooktard with full frontal nudity wanting to know " how do you like my new shoes". So I get awakened by my SO who casually tosses my phone on our bed, who says you have a message, and there is the picture on front of my phone. Well let me tell you it was a long walk to the kitchen for breakfast. Sending unsolicited pictures to someone you have not had contact with in six or seven months is not a good idea. Originally Posted by Cockzilla

ouch... how did that go over? You still ate? I would be very suspicious of putting any food in my mouth, that she had just cooked, after that!!!!
Common sense seems to be something that a few people lack and I just dont think personally sending any texts or pix out to a hobby gent is cool unless there was an agreement previous that he could accept calls or texts other then just making a date and doing he contact sorta thing...not random...Hmmmm smh
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  • klutz
  • 05-09-2013, 09:59 AM
Cracks me up on how you dudes who have SO's who want to keep their SO's have like zero discretion.
jbravo_123's Avatar
That's okay...I never send cock pics...but now that the iPhone has Panorama Picture mode, I may be able to start... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
See, I have the exact opposite problem. Cell phone cameras don't have good enough zoom to get mine.

Cracks me up on how you dudes who have SO's who want to keep their SO's have like zero discretion. Originally Posted by klutz
Yeah I always wonder - do guys who are hiding from their SO's really keep their hobby phones by them and with the ringer/vibrate on? Yeesh. I don't have to hide from my SO and we still rarely ever check the damn thing (unless we're expecting messages, obvs).
blowpop's Avatar
I think if you use your personal phone for anything hobby related, you're asking for this sort of thing to happen. There are clueless hobbyists and providers who will send all sorts of unsolicited crap, and the last thing most of us would want is for it to appear when we're in a non-hobby situation.

Hobby phone, folks. Or use Google Voice on your smartphone, where you can turn on and off whether or not you're alerted incoming texts and calls. And for god's sake, turn off image/message preview.
Sexy Katrina's Avatar
Hobby phone, folks. Or use Google Voice on your smartphone, where you can turn on and off whether or not you're alerted incoming texts and calls. And for god's sake, turn off image/message preview. Originally Posted by blowpop

Even with a screen lock and google voice this is VERY important!

The dick pics don't bother me anymore but I don't understand why a provider would randomly send naked pictures without you even asking. That's almost as bad as the mass "Im coming to your city" text.
Was his name Anthony Wienner?
Due to my job and traveling it doesnt tend to be that much of a problem for me getting pictures or random text from woman or providers. There are apps now for many phones that will hide all incoming text and calls from numbers you list in the app. I use shady sms personally and it works very well. The app does not appear on your application list and the only way to bring it up is to dial a pin code in the phone. You can set it so no warning at all appears, or how ever you would like.

Myself? I love exchanging pictures or sext texting with a provider of what is to come, just builds anticipation and I think its hot.