WTF - Is this the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

I haven't had much of a problem with there being no clean towels available, but I have run into the no appropriate bodywash, soap or shampoo being available thing many times. I really hate jumping into a shower and finding that the only thing there to clean myself with is peach scented shampoo, rose scented bodywash or an old, nasty bar of soap that doubles as a pubic hair collection.

Let's settle it here: a complete eccie review should include info on available clean towels and unscented soap/bodywash at a minimum. And if you are the host, and refuse to provide these, the donation needs to be lower.