Tomrrow morning you wake up as the opposite sex!

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I would quit my job as a female impersonator.
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I would quit my job as a female impersonator. Originally Posted by FlectiNonFrangi

LOL-- now that is funny and I don't care who you are

As for the question at hand, it all depends. Am I a hot chick or a frumpy chick? If hot, I become a gold digger looking for a rich sugar daddy. If I'm frumpy, pinch myself and wake up from the nightmare
Jack off obviously! Lol I would be feeling all over my sexy man self. I hope I have nice balls omg.
Rub one out. Originally Posted by BBW Katrina
I agree with Katrina!
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Get verified as a provider on eccie and start fucking every day....making money instead of spending it. Guaranteed no drama!! Lol Originally Posted by angusranch
+1 and play with my tits. hopefully they are big enough I can suck them....oh suck them long
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Call in sick for an erm... personal health day.
Call my harem and tell em I wanna fuck
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Call my ATF and ask to explore her bi side. Offer to do doubles with her. Try out that new toy... (Gee, I hope I will look good enough to meet her standards -- she doesn't sleep with just any woman!)
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Tease fucktards mercilessly.
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Call my harem and tell em I wanna fuck Originally Posted by YummyMarie
If I woke up as a dude, I think the first thing I would do is paint my name on the bathroom wall, unless its winter and I can paint my name in the snow

Next thing I'd do is probably wonder what was the big deal about peeing standing up
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Answer the "who's got the biggest clit" ISO.........(i hope)
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Call Yummy Marie and Paulina Payne for the best FFF ever!!!! Starting with them taking me shopping. . . . . .

Buy a Hitachi Magic Wand and see how many times I can come.

Order a Sybian.
Call Yummy Marie and Paulina Payne for the best FFF ever!!!! Starting with them taking me shopping. . . . . .

Buy a Hitachi Magic Wand and see how many times I can come.

Order a Sybian. Originally Posted by spice-is-nice
yes! that's the spirit...let's see if we can hit that g-spot and make you squirt !
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  • savak
  • 05-14-2013, 08:05 PM
shove all kinds of weird stuff in the honey pot to see what it feels like.