Too many murders, robberies, cartels, rapes, incests, violence, terrorism, white powder, plundering CEOs, identity thefts, IRS cheats, car chases, demented dentists, creepy chiropractors, tornadoes, teachers fucking 14-year olds, ACTUAL DUMBASS OUT-IN-THE-OPEN STREETWALKERS to pay any attention to us horndogs and Providers having a discrete hour of fun in some hotel or private residence.
They don't have time for this shit, if in fact it was actually happening.