You forgot the Black Panther scandal. An oldie but a goodie. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
you cant understand enough to forget
the right cant sling enough shit to cause a bump in Hillarys road to office, much less derail her ugly ass.
Chica, make the 62 Benghazi threads.
Seriously, Whirl. Why can't you post on an existing thread on the topic instead of starting a new one? Originally Posted by Glenn Quagmire
Pfieffer insists that the President was kept up to date during the entire situation.
Press: If that's the case why didn't he do something?
spox: He did do something. He told the nearest troops to stand down. He consulted his campaign advisors and followed their recommendations to avoid any reference to Al Quaida since he already claimed he destroyed it.
Press: Why did he tell them to stand down?
spox: Well, he did not really think it was a spontaneous demonstration protesting anti muslim video, but took that cover story since he is fucked on this issue.
Press: Why did he think that when there was immediate evidence that this was a planned and coordinated attack which the embassy had previously voiced concerns about.
spox: He knew it was Al Quaida, but The President is doing everything he can to complain about the sequester and try to blame conservatives. The truth has hindered him from doing that, but we will lie, deny and spin whatever bullshit is necessary to avoid the truth. Afterall, it's only 4 dead Americans, who cares? Even Hillary said "IT IS OLD NEWS!"
Press: (Ignoring the sequester bait) Where was the President during the attack on the US embassy.
spox: The president was up a third shot on Beyonce during the entire situation.
Press: Why didn't he do anything?
spox: How many times are you going to keep asking the same question? Even though our lies are weak, can't you accept them and move on?
Press: The President ordered AG Holder to say he doesn't know anything about the AP stuff and to verbally recuse himself immediately. Why would he recuse himself if he didn't know anything?
spox: You answered your own question: Presidential orders.
Press: Axelrod is on record saying that there is no way for the President to know everything because of the vast expanse and scope of government. He's probably right, but the President should know when people's lives are in danger, people that directly represent him and are there because he appointed them there.
spox: Don't you guys listen? It was ONLY four dead Americans and it is old news. We have lots of folks who want to be Ambassadors. Where was the President? Who knows and to quote Hillary "What difference does it make?" According to the White House the President was aware. That's all we need to know. He is the President. Do not question, just obey.
Press: Why did the AG allow the investigation of phone records of reporters?
spox: We have to eliminate these bullshit leaks and protests so we can further develop the President's legacy. There are also future elections to win, guns to outlaw and our own country to betray.
Oress: Why did the IRS target conservative political groups?
spox: No one is allowed to answer the question, but the conservatives work against our party. They worry about truth and those outdated Amendments. The Amenbdments are old; what difference do they make any more? We know better. We won the election, we can do what we want. That's all you need to know.
The White House will continue to spin these stories until they can make it look like everyone is being irrational and paranoid all the while never answering the questions. The Rhino's in Congress will continue to ask the right questions but not demand real answers thus thinking they are appeasing the American public AND earning political clout for some other day. The press will demonize the few congressional members like Rand Paul and Ted Cruz who demand legitimate answers in order to protect the President that they(the press) helped get elected and continues to defend.
I don't understand how some people can continue to blindly defend this administration for it's continued failures and obvious lack of leadership. Originally Posted by boardman