Review: From Russia with a lot of NONSENSE

This girl makes NO damn sense to me at all.... she talked my ears off last night for 25 mins. and just now hung up on me! Damn, talk about a lack of consistency!

Chatty is fine but I can't understand her and I'm from NYC besides.


Between Eva and Hana, which do you guys prefer? This one, I'm DONE with.

This one, I'm DONE with. Originally Posted by TooDum ToHum

Good...I for one am tired of listening to you fucking bitch about her...I'd hang up on your angry ass too...

This girl makes NO damn sense to me at all.... she talked my ears off last night for 25 mins. and just now hung up on me! Damn, talk about a lack of consistency!

Chatty is fine but I can't understand her and I'm from NYC besides. Originally Posted by TooDum ToHum

Let's see. You ridiculed her publicly in coed while she was on the phone chatting with you yesterday and you actually don't get why she slammed the phone on your ass today?

I'll be very surprised if you find many providers willing to trust you on the phone after that show of total disregard.

Believe it or not most providers can read. They also hate being treated like the butt of a joke at the same time they're giving your crippled ass the time of day.

I've got to tell you straight up you come across as one trying to use the board as free therapy. You ramble on about your existing personal RW circumstances and current medical condition in ways that have absolutely no relevance to the actual thread topic.

You're crippled. OK we got that however in the immortal words of TooDum ToHum with a minor edit.

QUOTE=TooDum ToHum;1052936503]Your thought process makes NO damn sense to me at all.... .[/QUOTE]

Fortunately you don't have to. Here are a few hints
a) She's attractive. Yes she's thin but still has curves even if man made.
b) She provides a full GFE menu
c) She's competitively priced
d) She's petite with sex appeal
e) Aside from her shitty TCB as a result of deliberately overbooking she has several excellent BCD reviews from those who have actually met with her.

We know what she looks like and we know what she has to offer menu wise.



+1

She fits my sig line perfectly. Originally Posted by Codybeast

I'll agree with Cody, I dig that tiny stuff! I haven't seen a 22" waist claimed here since 2010. From a psychological point of view, it's a subconscious desire to avoid fucking mom! IMO. But you can thank all the filth in the food supply for that, it's affecting my weight now and I don't eat that much but am crippled, which just makes it an unmanageable problem. So I am getting my legs rebuilt again this October, otherwise I'll be in a nursing home all over again.
Originally Posted by TooDum ToHum

y'all misunderstand me I totally get the appeal of lean and sexy trust me (the bane of my existence). Just not when she's so rail thing you can see her rib cage when she extends her body in anyway T_T that is what I will never understand.

P.S scarlett johansson is my sex idol

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I would be her Sex Slave. just sayin'

wow that ties in so wonderfully with my tagline quotes >: D

SA, Get verified and she might screen you ..
I am sorry, just got through the other post and feel funnyyyyyyyyyyy

CB, Post #18, +1

TDTH, well we probably all have posted things that didn't help our cause, I know, done that plenty or at least once, so hopefully your inbox won't stay empty for too long.

FUCK YOU PEOPLE. If you had anything better to do, it wouldn't have been read.
Paying these people for sex is nothing to be proud of nor a life achievement. Matter of fact, go
announce it to your relatives at the next family gathering and see how many more you get an
invite to, 'nuff said. If you're in "Constant search" of anything, you're a sex addict and won't own
up to it. Personally, I have NO desire to jump through hoops for some chick just because I'm crippled.

I don't think most of you ever had relationships, I'd bet money on that. This 'hobby' is dysfunctionality at it's most warped.

If you don't like it leave . I hear elevators go to the top floor of high rise buildings , and I doubt cripples can fly ! Problem solved for everyone , it's a win win !

FUCK YOU PEOPLE. If you had anything better to do, it wouldn't have been read.
Paying these people for sex is nothing to be proud of nor a life achievement. Matter of fact, go
announce it to your relatives at the next family gathering and see how many more you get an
invite to, 'nuff said. If you're in "Constant search" of anything, you're a sex addict and won't own
up to it. Personally, I have NO desire to jump through hoops for some chick just because I'm crippled.

I don't think most of you ever had relationships, I'd bet money on that. This 'hobby' is dysfunctionality at it's most warped. Originally Posted by TooDum ToHum

So we get a further peak into your fucked up psyche, eh? Major guilt trip going on with you isn't there?

First off, its JUST SEX! Quit trying to turn it into this huge Judeo-Christian ethics play. Sex is fun & releases stress reducing endorphins. So the act itself is not only enjoyable, its also healthy for you.

As to telling the family? With the fucked up morals of the united states, what should be a fun agreement between two consenting adults is made to be something wrong. But in many cultures its perfectly normal to seek release from a working girl. Go to Thailand, you'll see an entirely different mindset on what is considered an acceptable way to pass some time and have some fun. Also, some of the happiest people in the world. Why? They don't walk around sexually frustrated all the time. If a guy is stressed, he can be with some of the most beautiful women in the world for roughly 30 and walk around with a smile the rest of the day.

As to "sex addicts"...basically you say that like its a bad thing... I don't get that at all and it just puts an exclamation mark on your disgust with your life, yourself & your crippleism. You hate your life...you bore us with the details. No one GIVE A FLYING FUCK about your condition here. That might sound cold and calloused, but its absolutely a truism. Maybe God just doesn't like you? As to me, he has blessed me with a SB who I don't even have to pay for anymore..just get to spoil the hell out of her...its more like a friends with benefits now. My thoughts are God rewards those who try to enjoy life and punishes those sad motherfuckers who don't.

And get this...you CAN'T jump through hoops....Why? Because you're crippled... Cripples don't "jump" they kind of fall out of their wheelchairs through the hoop. Like a fish jumping out of its tank and flopping around on the ground.

You come on here with your uber angry at life persona & cut down women even as they are talking with you. Its obvious being in this hobby is not for someone so caught up in themselves and their issues. You hate your life & I doubt you try to do much to make it better....just sit around and feel sorry for your crippled ass and lash out at others. Guess what? We all have life challenges. We all gotta die. You can accept those things and try to have some enjoyment or you can live each day in hell like you do.

As to family? Check this. My SB is going to ACL with me and my family. Not paying her. Not compensating her in any way other than ticket, food, drink. Because she WANTS to meet my family & they want to meet her. No she will not be introduced as a hoogar, just as my girl friend...you see my friend, if you have a positive attitude-try to be a good guy-sometimes, sometimes good things happen to you.

I'm sorry you life sucks for you so much, I really am. The hobby offers some of us a little break from the complexities and stress of life. Most of the guys on here have solid jobs, careers, families...or else they couldn't afford to partake of this expensive hobby. So its NOT a bunch of freaks & cripples for the most part, its upstanding citizens who pay back to the community.

It sounds to me like YOU are the outcast & the one who has all the guilt associations with enjoying some time with a young lady and then helping her with lifes bills. And my friend, when you break it down? That's all we are doing...spending some quality time and then helping a friend out with expenses...

Maybe you'll be lucky and die soon, then you won't have to live with this terrible guilt. I for one will be pulling for you! Good luck in the afterlife...

Not much to add here, other than:
Ever heard of Lewis and Clark, Columbus (just to name 3 you might have heard of), all these explorers who constantly searched for new worlds until they died???

And BTW, your family also had/has sex, they made you, probably took them several tries and they, well, didn't use enough protection.

If you don't like it leave . I hear elevators go to the top floor of high rise buildings , and I doubt cripples can fly ! Problem solved for everyone , it's a win win ! Originally Posted by rockerrick

Which pretty much proved your immaturity, didn't it?

WHY are you even responding to this? Shit, you all PROVE my point.

But then again, it is TEXAS! Only thing worse than the heat is your driving.

WHY are you even responding to this? Shit, you all PROVE my point.

But then again, it is TEXAS! Only thing worse than the heat is your driving. Originally Posted by TooDum ToHum

Is there anything you DON'T bitch about?

Don't like our girls...quit seeing them
Don't like the state...move the fuck away, no one will miss you
Don't like being a cripple...end it (see above who will miss you)

Yeah, the guy whom God reserved a personal hooker for. Brilliant!

Asshole, you brought "GOD" into it.... like I said....... FUCK YOU PEOPLE.

Bye , TooDum probably Can'tCum !

PRICELESS!

Thanks guy, for proving my points 100% valid. Highly doubt you'd have the nuts to build/fly your own aircraft either. Nor the smarts.

I'll request my account be deleted, it's plain to see the mindset I'm dealing with here.
"Big Mac & Fries" in a Ford F-150.