LIST THE FUCKING SPECIALS, LADIES!!!!

Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 05-24-2013, 07:56 PM
Nope...not only will I not call to inquire , if u post "specials" & I spend time scoping your ad, then find nothing listed in regards to a special rate, then I usually write u off for future contact for wasting my time.

Nothing gripey about it...UR selling a commodity...list the price or GTFO...
This is more for the Sandbox, but it's a nod to GG Cheer up, man!

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=748519
This is why a) I don't post ads and b) I don't offer specials. Lot less confusion this way.
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 05-24-2013, 09:20 PM
Its not confusing...its just basic math & ecomomics
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There is kind of a point in the No Specilas theme: No need for specials if the price is lowered permanently. LOL

But we ALL love specials, it's like a cultural thing...

Then again, most things are overpriced so there can always be a special, which is also a turnoff, because then it ain't a special.

In general, I believe in competitive pricing with occasional specials to drive new customers or to promote something OR to retain valued customers.

A frequent fucker card anybody?
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GneissGuy is still right about clearly posting current rates in ads and on Showcases. If a lady says she's running a special, a gentleman shouldn't have to search for it.
You guys wanna see girls with specials ? Higher volume = Latex & Baby Wipes , Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm Tasty !!!!
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well a special can always include No DATY ...

But we are (and I am to blame) getting a little off topic ...

So, Ladies, I think you heard us .... THX for listening.
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sounds like there is a miscommunication with the fact that a beautiful hot girl letting a fat old man fuck her is a special. That sounds special enough for me. First a hhr rate is a special. First of all if you can't last an hour or afford to pay for an hour then the girl offering a half hour rate is a special. Also it is called marketing and as all of us are consumers then we already know that most advertising is a lie or at least an exaggeration to get your attention. sorry to take the girls side but I just think we should fuck them more pay them what they ask and bitch a lot less. But thats just me.
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Rule #7 precludes providers from getting too specific in sig lines, but
GneissGuy is still right about clearly posting current rates in ads and on Showcases. If a lady says she's running a special, a gentleman shouldn't have to search for it.
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Thanks for pointing that out.

I thought they changed that when they fixed the problem with the billing service.
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  • Toyz
  • 05-25-2013, 06:57 AM
sounds like there is a miscommunication with the fact that a beautiful hot girl letting a fat old man fuck her is a special. That sounds special enough for me. First a hhr rate is a special. First of all if you can't last an hour or afford to pay for an hour then the girl offering a half hour rate is a special. Also it is called marketing and as all of us are consumers then we already know that most advertising is a lie or at least an exaggeration to get your attention. sorry to take the girls side but I just think we should fuck them more pay them what they ask and bitch a lot less. But thats just me. Originally Posted by Zimmie6942
But, you are an old fat guy. You SHOULD pay more. The discounted rates should be for us gorgeous, handsome, well endowed (beeg cawk) kind of guys...not needle dicked tub-o's who never even got laid in high school...

{{Jusf fawkin' wit ya Zimme}}
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But, you are an old fat guy. You SHOULD pay more. The discounted rates should be for us gorgeous, handsome, well endowed (beeg cawk) kind of guys...not needle dicked tub-o's who never even got laid in high school...
Originally Posted by Toyz

I charge you guys double for the "conceit" factor.
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I think some are missing the point here. It's not whether you offer a "special" or not. The point is when you offer a "special," tell what it is.
I don't think anyone missed the point , it was made in 1st post and left no where to discuss after that . Unless we were all supposed to post put your specials rate in ad like some sort of petition ?
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  • Toyz
  • 05-25-2013, 09:13 AM
I charge you guys double for the "conceit" factor. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
TOUCHE'!! Well played FIH, well played...