Odd or Funny pre-visit preparations

Time permitting

6-8 hours before => purchase beverages for the evening, store them at room
4-6 hours before => hit a good SC, get comfortable with beautiful women
2-4 hours before => run a few miles, life weights or do a few pushups.
1-2 hours before => have a confirmation text, take some aspirin, have a drink
0-1 hour before => SS&S, dress, relax

Damn and all this time I thought you were thinking of my hard COCK when you masturbate Originally Posted by KeepinItReal

Well if you are a gay porn star she might be thincking of your pecker while she rubs one out. Just thinck, Ms Foster watching your hard pee pee going in and out of another man's mouth/ass and working her kitty. Then when she sees how you take your partner's tool pushes her over the edge ...

Time permitting

6-8 hours before => purchase beverages for the evening, store them at room
4-6 hours before => hit a good SC, get comfortable with beautiful women
2-4 hours before => run a few miles, life weights or do a few pushups.
1-2 hours before => have a confirmation text, take some aspirin, have a drink
0-1 hour before => SS&S, dress, relax Originally Posted by Gentlemen Rendezvous

Why the aspirin?

Well if you are a gay porn star she might be thincking of your pecker while she rubs one out. Just thinck, Ms Foster watching your hard pee pee going in and out of another man's mouth/ass and working her kitty. Then when she sees how you take your partner's tool pushes her over the edge ... Originally Posted by pyramider

I'm certain Ms Foster knows I'm not a gay porn star, but I give you PROPS, that was a good one

I flicker my pearl to wake her up and let the juices start flowing

I used to have the wife blow me a couple hours before so I could last longer with the Provider.
When I came home she would ask: "How was golf, hon? Any holes-in-one?" Of course, I would say yes. I'm up to about 59 now.

A little dance puts me in the mood.

Well if you are a gay porn star she might be thincking of your pecker while she rubs one out. Just thinck, Ms Foster watching your hard pee pee going in and out of another man's mouth/ass and working her kitty. Then when she sees how you take your partner's tool pushes her over the edge ... Originally Posted by pyramider

I'm certain Ms Foster knows I'm not a gay porn star, but I give you PROPS, that was a good one Originally Posted by KeepinItReal

Well, either way, I don't want to fuck a gay pornstar... I just get turned on by two men going at it...is that so terrible?

Lots of ladies enjoy seeing two men go at it. That's the attraction to DP, IMO. It satisfies our "two cocks rubbing against each other" intrigue, and it's not all the way "gay" for the men. I tend to watch bisexual porn, or MFM with MM action.

My hat's off to the dedicated ladies who can fit that much meat inside of their girly bits! No way that is happening for me even if I wanted to, and I am sooo okay with that LOL!

As far as pre-visit preparations, I masturbate but won't let myself cum. By the time the gent arrives, I am in attack mode.

Aspirin is for heart attack prevention

I mean have you seen how unbelievably hot these women are.
A man can only take so much.

I don't know if I have any odd pre visit preparations, but I do rock out to this post visit. LOL. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

My masturbation depends.
if i know im seeing someone and its pre-set i wont
but if im so horny that if i dont i wont last more than seconds i have to.

Other than that grab hobby phone from hiding spot make sure i have gas directions, gum if needed.

And if theres time check out some porn to see if there's any interesting position to try-of course this is only with those ive seen before.

I usually douche in case i get lucky and the provider has a nice man toy she can strap on and use on me..... but lately no one has, guess its a lost art.