Are KS Men Cheap or Just Arrogant?

Houston the eagle has landed......I normally don't like to thank God on a hooker board, but thank God you are leaving Kansas and retiring!

As much as I'd like to blame helicopter for this train wreck, lol

I simply can't with a clear conscious....this one is in a class all by herself

(Now see helicopter, I always come in peace!!!!)

And now, just a nice little song to sooth the crowd....

Na-na-nah-na. Na-na-nah-na, hey, hey, hey goodbye. Na-na-nah-na. Na-na-nah-na. hey, hey, hey, goodbye

Come on people altogether now.....na-na-nah-na Na-na-nah-na hey, hey,hey goodbye!

Dam it, I'll have that song playing in the back of my mind alllll nigit!

Good night Irene. Go home and please let us know if you plan to come back. NOT?

One experience is reasonable to insult the men of an entire state who are you potential clients. Originally Posted by bigryan222

+1

...and another thought, you think the ks men are cheap, wait til you meet one of those hillbillies from across the state line. Those Missouri men never tip! Originally Posted by Johnny4455

Hey!

I'd be doing just fine if the Army hadn't cut my disability pay because the plate in my head was too small and if I hadn't been laid off when they closed the asbestos plant!

Damn, this woman is blowing up fast. I love a good, sensual massage and had planned on seeing her, but seriously reconsidering it now after her last two threads.

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I am seriously considering retirement next week.Hunny Bunny Originally Posted by Hunny Bunny

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I really don't think you are suited for this hobby. Originally Posted by DestinyInKC

The wise decision would be to retire Originally Posted by Johnny4455

Hunny, there is no shame in realizing the hobby is not for you....none whatsoever. Originally Posted by vkmaster

Seems to me, after reading all your posts, that retirement is your best option. Originally Posted by stimulatethemind

thank God you are leaving Kansas and retiring! Originally Posted by The DarkSide

Good night Irene. Originally Posted by Dawg

I think that sums it up.

I am seriously considering retirement next week.
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Hunny Bunny Originally Posted by Hunny Bunny

Why wait?

So I had this client who is an older gentleman whose married with children at home and he started out a regular client but then started commenting on my feet and pantyhose. I did my normal ending routine and he schedules another appointment for the next day. The next appointment he brings some panty hose with him and has me remove my clothes and put them on with no panties. Then, he requested to give me oral sex which is not something I have on the "menu" so I think to myself, "whatever as long as he tips well."

He also stayed for 90 minutes had a one hour full body/happy massage, strip show, buffet feast, and gives me $100. I'm like whaaaaat? My regular rate is $100/hr for strictly happy joy one hour massages and I get no tip?!??

Is this just how men are in Kansas? They would have thrown in an extra Franklin in Houston and that made me sick. I will not see that client again and I am seriously considering retirement next week.
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Hunny Bunny Originally Posted by Hunny Bunny

Well, that solves the mystery then, doesn't it!

Guys in Houston are willing to willing to pay 120 for a lethargic handy.

But guys in KC aren't.

Except guys in Houston probably aren't really willing to pay 120 for a lethargic handy, otherwise you would have stayed in Houston, right?

Not to change the subject, but what do you charge for previously owned pantyhose?

I think too need to be more upfront about the donation. Personally, I think the process are pretty high already and that a tip is not really needed. 100 bucks every 90 minutes is about 80k a year. That's not bad.

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I think that sums it up. Originally Posted by luvlittlemilkers

Wow, that left a mark!

He also stayed for 90 minutes had a one hour full body/happy massage, strip show, buffet feast, and gives me $100. I'm like whaaaaat? My regular rate is $100/hr for strictly happy joy one hour massages and I get no tip?!?? Originally Posted by Hunny Bunny

Some guys will take advantage if you let them. If he paid for an hour, you should have stopped him at an hour and asked if he wanted to extend his appointment. If you don't offer a particular service, tell the client that it isn't available.

As others have said, perhaps this isn't the profession for you. You are not going to be successful if you allow your clients to decide how much they want to pay -- any more than a store wouldn't let customers set their own prices.

100 bucks every 90 minutes is about 80k a year. That's not bad. Originally Posted by Misawahawk

How are you calculating that? $100 per 90 minutes is $66.67 per hour, so $133k for a standard 2,000 hour year. But that assumes she has back-to-back appointments eight hours a day, five days a week.

Yeah this is a group of really mature people. Lol stay diseased my dear friends.
Lata

I hate to say it but they do have a few points. This is customer service and there is a certain way to go about things. You should make it clear about time versus price and sometimes you have to just eat it (the time I mean) in order to possibly keep a client. There is always praise for a lady who is known not to be a clock watcher (she may very well watch a clock but doesn't make it obvious). You could always offer an old client discount. You could charge a non proportional amount for more time. For example: 1/2 hour for $100 and a full hour for $150 (notice not $200). For an additional $50 you get twice the time and you get the idea. I also have to point out that a number of ladies have made a good living in KC so they must be doing something that you have neglected.

Yeah this is a group of really mature people. Lol stay diseased my dear friends.
Lata Originally Posted by Hunny Bunny

Stay diseased? I suppose that is a effective post if you're actively TRYING to alienate any past, present and future client's! Or anyone really who may have given a damn whether you say in KC or not!
I agree with you, retirement is a fine idea