Houston any interest in a Sexy Seductive Spinner

hmm... step your game up shug... Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

You lost me at shoog.

Ha. You call me an asshole because I answer your question? I gave you hard facts, not MY personal opinion. This is Houston, not backwoods Arkansas. You may be a big fish in a small pond there but here, you will get swallowed up by the talent that we already have, not counting the Dallas talent that is on constant rotation.

If anything I'm helping you make an informed decision and possibly saving you a lot of time money and hassle. Sorry the truth hurt you.

You want to hear some bullshit? Come on down baby...with your looks you will be booked solid for your entire trip and will be leaving with sacks of cash. Maybe you should hit up El Paso, Beaumont, Lake Charles or Klute. You'd crush the competition there. Originally Posted by Big Lou

Yet the fact remains. You're still an incurable asshole

Honestly, I don't see the point of this threAD. If you are considering a visit maybe you should of just posted an ad a week or two out. Then you won't have to worry about "You cost too much." "Limited menu" replies. If you don't get enough prebooks/feeler PM's, then post "Not enough interest. Cancelling tour." S-I-M-P-L-E.

But..... You have opened yourself to the ridicule of the Houston Forums so here.... we.... go....
1. 4'9"/100lbs Some might say spinner. Others average to out of shape. (Point of ref is another 4'9" provider who is only 80lbs.)
2. Donation is subjective to the 'tard.
3. The ink. Again, subjective.
4. Your pics make you look older than 28. Some may say, "Rode hard, & put out wet." or "Damn!!! That's a H-A-R-D 28."


5. Dolphin/Whale/Sealion/Other Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Was all this necessary?

May be they didn't have birth certificates in Arkansas till you were 20 but that is not our fault.

We can take a little fluff, a little exaggeration, a touch up here and there, may be three year old pictures, but don't bring a bulldozer for our intelligence .

28? Really? When did you write this ad. I know Eccie has not been around that long.

Was all this necessary? Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

Yes. Anyone who posts round these parts should read first to get a feel for the first class assholery we have going on around here. In fact, reading FIRST should be mandatory.

LD, I love you girl, but I think you have lost some objectivity here. May be I misunderstood you.
I don't expect every traveler to become a scholar of Houston Forum before she posts here but I already said what I had to say. You have to draw a line somewhere and this one is so far removed beyond the line I can't even see the line any more.
Don't ask for opinions if you can't handle it and don't come to my house calling posters names unless you expect a dishful back. I think the comments were objective and a dose of reality that should really be welcome.
As my tagline shows I am kind of partial to assholes so let's not make up words like 'assholary' which insults assholes. You speak a better English than that .
You have been MIA for a while so we need some taint refreshers. Just saying.

^^^'tis true, I got a little excited. I can't show any taint, you know pic guidelines and all. Besides, your screen isn't big enough.

As far as my assholery is concerned...

This is/was a blatant threAD fully equipped with colored text and a pic. When she posted the ThreAD and then asked a question, she needed to be ready for the answer. Maybe I could have been nicer about it but other than saying other girls were hotter than her, I don't feel like I was horribly rude or untruthful.

She can do what she wants and charge what she wants, I don't give 2 shits, but am I lying when I say that for less money there are considerably better looking better performing ladies already here? I think not. I can see where other providers will see my initial post as an attack, however, her theAD was clearly directed at the paying hobbyists.

If I'm a liar, just ask the other active hobbyists on this board, who like me, frequent many ladies, if they're going to toss $$$ at this chick.

Was all this necessary? Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

I can honestly say your pics are very misleading if you are truly 28. I can't see you doing well here in Houston when your charging way more than much of the Very young hott GFE talent available.
But than again, you have all these fluffy and unattractive girls here that seem to survive and supposedly get plenty of business - so anything is possible. So you should just come down and post an ad.
I think your pretty hot just not 28 and I would consider seeing you at more reasonable hourly rate.

And the proud papa reclines on the porch...y'all can handle this...

Klute is a stretch.......ijs Originally Posted by dearhunter

Jane Fonda won an Oscar playing a hooktard in Klute.

^ Jane was just being herself.

Since you asked I assume you want honest answers.

You're not 28. We aren't stupid.

You have ghetto neck ink.

And you're charging what our hottest, youngest girls charge.

So no I'd say you might wanna avoid this place. We're a big city. Lots of options.

We're a big city. Lots of options. Originally Posted by linux

From a "marketing" point of view ....

.. I would have to ask myself ... if I saw her somewhere as a civilian would I hit on her.

If the answer is "no" ... then she has not chance to get in my wallet for a "pay-for-view"!

I do give her a lot of credit for initiating the "market study" BEFORE arriving.