Lake Travis

Cloudman, I can go out during the week ! lol, I am into Wake Surfing or water skiiing. Just need a boat, lol.

Water levels are down but there is still plenty of water. Love all the "new" coves that have popped up Lots of privacy in many of them! The good thing about keeping the boat there is now Lake Austin is the overcrowded lake.

Lake Travis is still good for Wake Surfing, or Jet Skiing, but that's it... Lake Austin is way overcrowded. There is so much traffic at the ramps its ridiculous. Also with all the people that have sold there boats and jet skis for next to nothing you have a lot of new boaters on the lake that don't follow boater safety.... A good example is I had a friend wake surfing and these assholes on jet skis started jumping my wake..

Fuck all them thar water sports. I cain't swim. I spend the summer indoors in the cool AC, like a REAL Texan. Nuthin' better in the long hot summer than headin' down to a spa, slatherin' on the cocoa butter and hittin' the tanning booth. Then mosey on down the hall and get yore bi-kini area waxed. I like to go the extra mile and have them wax ma naughty bits: Balls, taint and asshole. I like the feeling of being smooth as a whistle in the heat. But I'll give them an extra big tip if they pour some of that hot wax on my nipples just as they give the wax down thar a good stiff yank! OH, sweet mother o' pearl, I think I came in pants a l'il bit just thinking about it!