Mine is for a petite woman to slick me down and massage the hell out of every muscle in my body then hop up on my back and walk on it. Then she gives me a mani-pedi and a full facial treatment. During the whole time she is feeding me truffles while another female is deep cleaning my entire house and her husband detailing my car and replacing the cracked windshield.
On the side I want a hot Israeli man belly dancing and flopping his pompoms all over the place.
While all this is going on, I have a CPA and an attorney working on all the financial bologna I don't wanna deal with
Now that is a fantasy!