Comical Reviews

I always hope the provider has an O and if she is faking it I still enjoy the show!

Are you looking for a lady to give your twinkie to, or one that gives twinkie?

Originally Posted by Tiger

That gives me an idea!

Are you looking for a lady to give your twinkie to, or one that gives twinkie?

Originally Posted by Tiger

not telling

That gives me an idea! Originally Posted by snowman123

crap , well lets hope we do not have the same idea.

There is more than just the orgasm angle. For example, listing convo and chatting in the activities. I would think it would be more notable to mention a session that had no talking.

And all this TOFTT. "Look at me! I got a blowjob from a who err! I really took one for you guys!". I get the concept, but when y'all say it about yourselves you sound like arrogant pricks. Have some humility, just post reviews and let others say it.

Humility, what the fuck am I thinking? I forgot she came four times just from the eloquent convo.

many guys think that they made their provider climax, or gave their provider an orgasm, etc. Originally Posted by amherst14226

I used to strive towards making a provider cum. But, as of late and after much thought, My donation to them is to make me cum. I don't EVER recall receiving a donation for making them cum.

Who gives a fuck what others write.

If they think they got a hooker off so fucking what.

Read the RoS and let it go.

I had one say I was the best she ever had, she came 4 times in 15 minutes while she was sucking my dick and she also said she would have fucked me for free but needed the money for her sick grandmothers cold medicine

Who gives a fuck.

Who gives a fuck what others write.

If they think they got a hooker off so fucking what.

Read the RoS and let it go.

I had one say I was the best she ever had, she came 4 times in 15 minutes while she was sucking my dick and she also said she would have fucked me for free but needed the money for her sick grandmothers cold medicine

Who gives a fuck. Originally Posted by Gotyour6

Yeah and I fucked her grandmother who told me she was too old to cum anymore and so just shit herself. There I took one for you guys!

I don't fake it. I will say straight up I did or I can' t. Sometimes it is difficult with a first date, or how the wind is blowing that day...

If I have a client who wants to try...terrific! If not, it is still terrific!

I don't fake it. I will say straight up I did or I can' t. Sometimes it is difficult with a first date, or how the wind is blowing that day...

If I have a client who wants to try...terrific! If not, it is still terrific! Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

perfect attitude

almost makes me want to dress in black, throw my bike in an inflatable raft and paddle west from the silo, mid-morning on a summer day.

Doh!

I don't fake it. I will say straight up I did or I can' t. Sometimes it is difficult with a first date, or how the wind is blowing that day...

If I have a client who wants to try...terrific! If not, it is still terrific! Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

Women get real excited when I am around ... usually when I am leaving.

perfect attitude

almost makes me want to dress in black, throw my bike in an inflatable raft and paddle west from the silo, mid-morning on a summer day.

Doh! Originally Posted by JohnnyCap

lol..awww how sweet.! Thank you!

Need to invent a large sling shot thingie for inner tubes or something...plunk it by the falls and aim it towards the maid of the mist..then you can just blend in with the tourists when you get off the boat..wait..how would you get back..hmmm...anyway, I like the inner tube sling shot idea..can hit the ground running...

Luv the idea of a bizzilion tubes and legs flying over the falls...yet another lucrative note to make.

I totally understand that fact... And I am not being a "hater" I just find it funny. I too like it when they feign pleasure, whether actually enjoying it or not. I just find it funny when some of these reviews state things like "After I made her cum for a third time..." is a bit comical. I am not putting down any providers, as a matter of fact I like the acting, but for a guy to really put in his review how many times he made a provider orgasm...? Really? Just funny. I meant no disrespect. Originally Posted by amherst14226

I agree with you, it is funny but I think for some guys the review is part of the fantasy experience. Some guys after they have sex with a hot chick go and brag about the details to their buddies. I'd guess most guys can't talk about providers they see with their friends so they talk about it on these boards.

I prefer to say stuff like "very vocal about enjoying it" that gets the idea across without assigning specifics. I know for a fact that women have acted. I'm almost positive a great provider in Lexington Ky used it to finish up because we were running out of time and her screaming and shuddering finished me off.

I used to strive towards making a provider cum. But, as of late and after much thought, My donation to them is to make me cum. I don't EVER recall receiving a donation for making them cum. Originally Posted by mad469s

I never got a donation but I did recieve a nice kiss from a very anti-kissing provider once after she was surprised by an O.

I also got to experience the DFE(dead fish experience) because she had a screaming O that left her almost unconcious. How do I know that it was real? I had seen her many times before and never gotten that strong a reaction. We talked afterwards and there was a lot of things outside the appt that had set that O up to happen.

I don't fake it. I will say straight up I did or I can' t. Sometimes it is difficult with a first date, or how the wind is blowing that day...

If I have a client who wants to try...terrific! If not, it is still terrific! Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

I actualy like the honesty from women I see reguarly because it's still fun and I learn more about what makes it feel terrific.

I can't figure out why men in the hobby are so much more skilled you would think it would be the opposite but its not. Originally Posted by Lexxxy

I won't say I'm "skilled" but I know I've gotten better at it since I started the hobby. Firstly the lack of stress around the encounters helps - if she doesn't O I'm not going to be nagged about it.
Secondly I tend to see the same women multiple times so I get a chance to experiment and figure out what she likes. For me thats part of the experience.

Do you know how to make a hooker moan?..... Don't pay her