Starting a new high end agence for wealthy clients

not one to threadjack, but, at first, i thought you were just joking about this, but after a few months of reading your posts and considering the fact that 99.99% of them refer to your vertically challenged penis length, i'm almost starting to believe that you're telling the truth.... Originally Posted by speeedracer

Your first thought is correct, imo. It takes a confident person to be self-deprecating about oneself. It is often used by many comedians whom we are familiar. Especially British humor, which isn't everyone's cup of tea.
I have a warped sense of humor so I "get it"

Lets face it. People who are really like that don't mention it so much. I'm certain it amuses him and a few others. Apparently it's lost on you. I'm sure you aren't alone.

I would rather see self- deprecation than a braggart.

Obsequious ... Embarrassed that I had to look up the definition. Adding it to my vocabulary. Thanks Fast Gun.

Some of us are about to gag with this degree of obsequiousness!

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

Sounds like a Personal Improvement Management Professional

LOL! You folks need to get a life.

"willing to satisfy the client's every desire"? Sounds like a fancy way of saying "you will be expected to provide bb services because these clients are paying a lot of money." Sorry 69hole, not for me. I would take the advice and grammar and spell check if you're going to advertise your business as upscale, get a personalized email, and just....try again somewhere else. First impressions are the most important and you lost me in your tagline alone with "agence" Originally Posted by Karyn Lovely

That is exactly how I read the OP.

Your first thought is correct, imo. It takes a confident person to be self-deprecating about oneself. It is often used by many comedians whom we are familiar. Especially British humor, which isn't everyone's cup of tea.
I have a warped sense of humor so I "get it"

Lets face it. People who are really like that don't mention it so much. I'm certain it amuses him and a few others. Apparently it's lost on you. I'm sure you aren't alone.

I would rather see self- deprecation than a braggart. Originally Posted by EmilyEzzell

Who is using self deprecation? Who is using humor? My willie is 1.3" of dangling death.

Are you taking gentlemen companions? Do I have to accept gentlemen clients?

The consensus seems to be that the OP is screwed! Back to the drawing board......

Thanks for pointing out my typo. When you are speaking to clients around the world, speaking and typing in 5 different languages, it does tend to happen occasionally .lol

Obsequious ... Embarrassed that I had to look up the definition. Adding it to my vocabulary. Thanks Fast Gun. Originally Posted by omakase

Never be embarrassed about learning something new.

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It's an infamous email quickly remembered . See it works because it stood out.lol

If you take as much time and put as much thought into your business as you did for this ad, I'm sure you'll do quite well in the courtesan trade.

Thanks for pointing out my typo. When you are speaking to clients around the world, speaking and typing in 5 different languages, it does tend to happen occasionally .lol Originally Posted by erica69hole

It's an infamous email quickly remembered . See it works because it stood out.lol Originally Posted by erica69hole

If the responses you got here are what you consider "working", then I have to wonder even more about your "agence".

Location is not a factor for this job. I'm not even in my hole state more than a few days a month.

"willing to satisfy the client's every desire"? Sounds like a fancy way of saying "you will be expected to provide bb services because these clients are paying a lot of money." Sorry 69hole, not for me. I would take the advice and grammar and spell check if you're going to advertise your business as upscale, get a personalized email, and just....try again somewhere else. First impressions are the most important and you lost me in your tagline alone with "agence" Originally Posted by Karyn Lovely

Sorry out of the 5 languages I do speak and write fluently english has been my biggest challenge. How many languages do you speak ? If it is you in your profile icon hun no need to worry we are not looking for that particular look you have for our clients . All our providers use proper protection whether or be condoms or medical prescreening like the porn industry.