Review: Miss Jesse James and LolaBrea01 Pics included! Ooooh LaLa!!!

omakase's Avatar
Damn. That review deserves PA credit.
pyramider's Avatar
What kind of modtard are you giving PA credit for three photos with no titties or taint?
Damn. That review deserves PA credit. Originally Posted by omakase
I beg your pardon.

If you are giving PA for reviews with no ROS you are being a softie. All I see iis two women bragging about who they met at the event and not sharing details. No way in hell a Dallas mod is approving this review.

It is a misfire or Insufficient ROS rejection. Take a pick.

The staff may reconsider the review if more juicy details are provided.
Lola and Penelope? Penelope who?
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OMG. Wow oh holy sheet. That's a combo if I've ever seen one!

Damn though, look at Lola just OWNING those photos. Looking like "yeah, I own this. You're MY bitch!" Awesome to see. I know the size of that purple bra that's for damn sure!

Oldguy, I was thinking the same thing...."who is Penelope?" lol

Yeah, we need some serious ROS'age here. I'd say it's pretty much mandatory.
Ya who is Penelope??? Cruz??? The Dallas one?? She's hott. Super. Super. Hott. If u can line her and Lola up sir, you are good for a while I'd bet.
I want to see those pictures. I think I speak for all mankind when I say that. Originally Posted by TinMan
Especially if they all hopped on Lola's new toy...pix! pix! pix!
Epimetheus's Avatar
Jesse James is an Awesome girl. Several years ago she did an appearance at what was The Penthouse Key Club. We spent so much time together over 2 hours up in the VIP. She is a very sexy and flirtatious woman. I love everything about that girl.
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Hotttt.
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Porn star mother fuckin status!! Lol pornstar approved! I do have more pics to share and an ROS!! Epic night!! Thank you nurse and vader!!! Originally Posted by Lolabrea01
Lolabrea said she will share with us !!!
Ya who is Penelope??? Cruz??? The Dallas one?? She's hott. Super. Super. Hott. If u can line her and Lola up sir, you are good for a while I'd bet. Originally Posted by thathottnurse
yes Cruz lol, and you too
omakase's Avatar
I beg your pardon.

If you are giving PA for reviews with no ROS you are being a softie. All I see iis two women bragging about who they met at the event and not sharing details. No way in hell a Dallas mod is approving this review.

It is a misfire or Insufficient ROS rejection. Take a pick.

The staff may reconsider the review if more juicy details are provided. Originally Posted by Matador
Matador - Of course, the OP's "review" doesn't fall within the actual ROS credit guidelines. I agree that more juicy details really ought to be shared but it's not like VPs are eligible for PA credit anyway.

No way in hell, would you get PA credit in DC either without salacious details. Or more racy photos ...
omakase's Avatar
P.S. Anyway Lola can help CityJazz get Jesse James on his next episode of "I Wanna Be Your Bitch"
HA HA!! Sorry guys I have been so busy but here is my ROS!

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Jesse Jane, FLOOR!

Date: July 1
Provider: Jesse Fucking Jane ... no intro needed
Phone: will provide after making out... LOL
Email Address: -
URL / Website:
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: Padillium
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: Convo, choking, DFK, LFK Breast Worship, the REAL PSE
Session Length: two hours of on and off
Fee: FREE!!!!!
Hair Length and Color: Blonde Mid-back
Age: 32
Smoking Status: Not that I could tell
Ethnic Background: White
Physical Description: About 5'2", 100 lbs very tiny spinner, great ass! nice toned body, big ass tits! gorgous blue eyes and all I could ever ask for in my first PSE experience
Recommendation: HELL YES!!

The set up:
That Hot Nurse and I have been back and fourth because she just shot her photo shoot for the calendar (pics came out hot!!, No really HOT!) She called and said she was invited to a VIP Bret Michaels concert and if I wanted to come. I said sure and she told me to be at her place by 6pm (Set up was a breeze!)

I show up at Nurse's place and she tells me "get up here we are taking shots of tequila!" I don't hesitate, tequila is my weakness! Im handed a double shot of tequila!

We show up to the Ritz for a quick drink, I order another shot of tequila, bartender hands me a double shot.

We arrive at the concert there is about 100 people there max! Nurse taps me and tells me Jesse Jane is further down from us down at the bar. I look over and continue on ordering another tequila shot and a Corona.

Nurse and I are standing at the bar my back is towards everyone in the room, we order another shot and another corona, I was just about to start drinking my corona when I feel hand come up from behind me and I felt so much pressure around my neck as someone is trying to seriously strangle me! I turn around ready to start a fight!!! I swear I am in full fight mode at this point!

As I turn I hear Jesse in a super sexy and aggressive voice saying" Om my god you are so fucking HOT! Fuck! I want to fuck you! You are so fucking HOT!!!:"

I am completely stunned at this point. Her friends then start prying her tiny finger off my neck saying "you dont know her, she is not with the group!" then Jesse replies "I don't fucking care she is so HOT!"

At this point I am so turned on! she grabs my hand and pulls me towards where her group in the bar are, I then ask if she would mind we take a picture, she says sure, we snap a few photos. The first picture Nurse posted is right before our first make out. That is why in the pic you can see my right hand in the background moving her bangs out of her face and I am staring back into her eyes.

We snap one more pic of me being silly and my tongue out! LOL! and I go back to the bar to order another tequila and finish up my Corona in no way did I want or intend to hang around her like a groupie.

Nurse orders up two more shots of tequila before the concert begins... this is where a lot of shit gets blurry.......

The Bret concert then begins and I am in the front along the stage watching the concert! I then decide I need another shot of tequila I go up to the bar and Jesse immediately starts yelling at me "HEY HEY YOU GIRL HEY" I look over and she aggressively grabs my arm and pulls me close to her, we are nose to nose and she asks me what I am doing I tell her I am getting a shot if she would like one. She then stands in front of me smiling orders me a shot and tells me "take it now" I was like yes mam! I take it and she orders another one and hands it to me tells me "take it" then she orders another one!!

Okay so I know I am already drunk as shit! I didnt want to come off as a puss in front of her so I obliged to all her demands. After the thirds shot one after another after another she pulls my top down and starts grabbing on my tits in front of everyone! she continues to grab them for a minute or so and then begins to choke the hell out of me as she viciously makes out with me!

This making out and tit play lasts for a few minutes, I could see everyone at the bar staring at us! I felt like "fuck ya bitches!!! Guess whose coming home with me tonight!" After a few minutes of groping and making out she asks for my phone and says she is going to put her phone number in it but hands it off to another girl to put it in there for her.

In no way do I plan to call her or bother her saying, "hey I am the drunk latina you made out with at the bar... .LAME!"

So in the end I take the night as the most epic night ever! I have been Porn star approved and had my first girl on girl PSE experience and it could not have asked for better! And YES of course my head is in my own ass thinking fuck ya!!!!

I am having trouble uploading the last two pics if Nurse can upload those for me!

I cannot wait to do this again! Thank you Nurse and Darth Vader!!!
pyramider's Avatar
Damn Lola the potential was there but ... no taint tickling, no tainted activity, no dice.