Blowjobs

You all stand no chance. I've been eating tons of ice cream sammiches lately.

You know the problem with all of your arguments, is none of you have ever competed with me. Yes. That is exactly how it sounds. A pussy eating show down. A challenge. No toys, fingers, etc. Only the art of the tongue. Come on all you old beer belly (where's my tiny dick down there somewhere) wanna bees. Lets do this.

I'M IN. BRING IT!

We need a lady to organize and perform all screenings. Number of guys exactly equal to number of gals.

1 hour program.

1st half hour: Muff diving. Gals randomly assigned to guys. No hands allowed. Everyone starts at the same time. Just like a fishing contest, prizes awarded for the first and the most.

2nd half hour: BBBJ competition. Guys randomly reassigned to gals. Prizes awarded for first, and most.

I'm in. Even if I lose I win.

And you all thought I was kidding.

Man, I'm just floored. Let's see; hgritstoo is going to blow cowboy_john while strawberrycar plays with his bag. Did I get that right? And they're going to have a contest about it? Who's going to judge the contest? Nash or burkilini or Andy Griffith...no Andy's dead. Oh my! My poor head is spinning. Marcus, help me out!!

I wanna play!

JB that is just wrong!!!!

JB that is just wrong!!!! Originally Posted by CS123

It sure is.. but funny as hell!! Sorry guys!!

Man, I'm just floored. Let's see; hgritstoo is going to blow cowboy_john while strawberrycar plays with his bag. Did I get that right? And they're going to have a contest about it? Who's going to judge the contest? Nash or burkilini or Andy Griffith...no Andy's dead. Oh my! My poor head is spinning. Marcus, help me out!! Originally Posted by John Bull

Thanks for straightening that out for me.
I thought it was Cowboy John had bee's in his pants and Grits is in need of a lady with a screen so Strawberry could play rocks, scissors paper with the bee's and when that didn't work he was going to blow them away!

JB that is just wrong!!!! Originally Posted by CS123

The Devil made me do it.

You might have to bury me on the lone prairie after all.

What did I miss?

absolutely nothing .. lol

What did I miss? Originally Posted by mbinlincoln

My demonstration on how to give a blow job! You want to see it?