Pyramider told me he measured his girth and the width of the tape measure was wider than the length of his dick, so he threw a little lube on it and fucked the tape.
That chart is wrong. I know because all the women here have told me I am huge in both length and girth. That if I was any bigger they would not be able to get it in them.
I cross-checked these numbers with the charts for average length and circumference and it turns out that less than 8% qualify. clearly a good argument against monogamy. also explains why only the polite Korean ladies in the AMPs ever compliment me.