What Size Penis Do Women Prefer?

  • hd
  • 07-16-2013, 08:59 AM
Pyramider told me he measured his girth and the width of the tape measure was wider than the length of his dick, so he threw a little lube on it and fucked the tape.
Sleepy363's Avatar
Damn Still-asleep really?????? Damn!!!!!!!!! Hold the Press!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Brandee69
Oh wait... sorry, I was measuring my arm.
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Ma'am, I never even leave the house unless I'm packin' my equalizer: Originally Posted by roaringfork
The ultimate male enhancer.
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Why doesn't the chart account for those of us who are bigger than 11" x 9 3/4" ? Originally Posted by still-asleep
Because strap-ons don't count?
That chart is wrong. I know because all the women here have told me I am huge in both length and girth. That if I was any bigger they would not be able to get it in them.
I cross-checked these numbers with the charts for average length and circumference and it turns out that less than 8% qualify. clearly a good argument against monogamy. also explains why only the polite Korean ladies in the AMPs ever compliment me.
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  • Surge
  • 07-16-2013, 04:45 PM
Why doesn't the chart account for those of us who are bigger than 11" x 9 3/4" ? Originally Posted by still-asleep
Lmfao
dallasfan's Avatar
Anyone notice the graphic looks like a penis.
cheatercheater's Avatar
I'm an "E".
Thought it would be excellent.
Should I be getting a rebate?
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Size is important but if your lacking in size then you can always make up for it with some good tongue action!