I wonder if we should have a similar contest here? The small penis winner!

Omg I loved that Howard Stern Clip.

Less-endowed men tend to really perfect their oral skills. Originally Posted by HoneyRose

Must be why im told I eat pussy like a lesbian.

Or it's the 5 o'clock shadow?

Yep. Gnats point at me and laugh

I don't think Pyramider will appreciate this article Originally Posted by EmilyEzzell

My 1.3" of dangling death is legendary.

I bet that guys is awesome at DATY!!!

Less-endowed men tend to really perfect their oral skills. Originally Posted by HoneyRose

Very true. I thoroughly CHEW the kitty.

While no one has actually openly laughed at my lack of size, neither has anyone openly said they prefer smaller. Originally Posted by cheatercheater

All the ladies laugh when I undress, and let's not forget the pointing while they double over.


The ladies really should post taint.

Nothing like Greek to make a woman appreciate your size. Originally Posted by daty/o

So true! With Greek I hope to get 7 or smaller, but sometimes I get a BIG surprise. lol

My penis is made for Greek. Also good for flossing teeth after a big meal.

My tongue is my strongest muscle.

Will the specimens be measured in millimeters or fractions of an inch?

And most importantly, will there be physical inspections by the lady judges?

I was hoping to see a picture

I bet that guys is awesome at DATY!!!

Less-endowed men tend to really perfect their oral skills. Originally Posted by HoneyRose

Be careful in what you ask for, as I know your email address!

You can easily see which way I am facing. My butt crack doesn't have as much hair!

I was hoping to see a picture

I bet that guys is awesome at DATY!!!
Originally Posted by HoneyRose

Here you go...

... And this is why I finally gave up the STARFISH

I have the smallest of all
Just ask any of the girls

Really - true statement? So all those guys who brag about making the girl come with their DATY skills....... Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

Whoa, JL: I'm surprised that you would encourage this kind of sloppy thinking, specifically The Fallacy of Affirming the Consequent: Roaringfork has a four-incher, therefore he has great DATY skills, does NOT entail, Roaringfork has great DATY skills, therefore he has a four-incher.

Not denying that I have a four-incher; just affirming that I'm a logic Nazi (another thing the ladies love.)

Whoa, JL: I'm surprised that you would encourage this kind of sloppy thinking, specifically The Fallacy of Affirming the Consequent: Roaringfork has a four-incher, therefore he has great DATY skills, does NOT entail, Roaringfork has great DATY skills, therefore he has a four-incher.

Not denying that I have a four-incher; just affirming that I'm a logic Nazi (another thing the ladies love.) Originally Posted by roaringfork

Heck, I was only askin', someone else did the affirmin'

Heck, I was only askin', someone else did the affirmin' Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

Spoken like a true Jewish lawyer.

There are advantages to being small:

1. You never hear "stop, that hurts".
2. Every stroke is a re-entry which feels pretty damn good.
3. All providers can DT without complaining.
4. You are a good candidate to introduce Greek to a session.
5. All condoms fit.

I'm sure there are more. Help me out here....