Analingus

Oh how cute . . .
...you're new here and must not know I do NOT offer that lol

"The Starfish Legend" was claimed already anyway ... sorry!
Originally Posted by berkleigh

You got two things right. I am new here, and im damn cute too. I'd rather be hot but cute serves me well too.

You got two things right. I am new here, and im damn cute too. I'd rather be hot but cute serves me well too. Originally Posted by bbtony

LOL!!!

I don't care how HOT you are ... No "STARFISH" for you

that's the outgoing hole !! lmao!! I tried long ago with ex while on vodka buzzed thinkin sure I can handle this! nope!!!!! owwie

that's the outgoing hole !! lmao!! I tried long ago with ex while on vodka buzzed thinkin sure I can handle this! nope!!!!! owwie Originally Posted by kiki2012

Let me tell you that several weeks ago, I had a long conversation with CIROC Vodka and decided you can't get pregnant in that hole!

...And that's the Story of how the "Starfish" was claimed LOL

TheFriscoKid will write the Review when I Retire lol

Lick all the asshole you want- disgusting!!

LOL!!!

I don't care how HOT you are ... No "STARFISH" for you
Originally Posted by berkleigh

I wanted to be hot, but my Calvin Klein model career never materialized. I am confident though and damn cute in a boyish way. I found this hobby to keep me out of trouble with girls at work. This keeps me away from them and them out of my mind. I had a very bad 2012 when my SO figured out a younger fairly hot coworker was throwing herself at me. I was too dumb to notice at first but things almost went bad after that. Hobbying is much safer, more fun, and its quite honest among hobbyists and provider. I will avoid drama at all costs.

Anyway I'm not hot, but you are. I'm damned cute, maybe even lukewarm, but I make up for all I lack in confidence and humor. I can throwdown in the kitchen too. My SO specifically has forbidden me from cooking for other women or singing to them lol.

I like you for way more than your starfish, but I was willing to try it....

I wanted to be hot, but my Calvin Klein model career never materialized. I am confident though and damn cute in a boyish way. I found this hobby to keep me out of trouble with girls at work. This keeps me away from them and them out of my mind. I had a very bad 2012 when my SO figured out a younger fairly hot coworker was throwing herself at me. I was too dumb to notice at first but things almost went bad after that. Hobbying is much safer, more fun, and its quite honest among hobbyists and provider. I will avoid drama at all costs.

Anyway I'm not hot, but you are. I'm damned cute, maybe even lukewarm, but I make up for all I lack in confidence and humor. I can throwdown in the kitchen too. My SO specifically has forbidden me from cooking for other women or singing to them lol.

I like you for way more than your starfish, but I was willing to try it.... Originally Posted by bbtony

Totally off topic

Lick all the asshole you want- disgusting!! Originally Posted by nosweat

I'm with you on this one nosweat.

Topics can drift.