I do not get on the forum with any regularity, doing fine with a few ATF's, thank you very much. LOL.! But two of my ATF's PM'd me about this thread because we have talked about this very thing.
Ok, everyone is having a laugh and this is pretty good prose.
But, over the years of my being in this World of Ours, the subject of the types of men that are in the Hobby has been discussed off and on with several of my ATF's and from those discussions, I gotta point out that I think there are a lot of men who are pretty close to the guy in the OP's prose.
So fella's maybe this is someone's humorous hint that if you looked in a mirror, you might see yourself as the lad in the story.
Get up off your couch and do something physical, eat well, and bathe regularly.
I have no delusions about what is going on in our world, but I make every effort I can to stay in shape so I get my full time from each and every play-date!
OK, go back to your cup-cakes, but not me, I like to F**k!
I'm just saying.