oldest escort?

daddyo67's Avatar
Daaaaaang, Phoenix! Hope I look as good when I hit her age.

Like the magnificent EW, I also started "sporting" late at age 47. I'll be 54 on October 9th. Next year after the 55th I can advertise, "Senior Citizen provider will take her teeth out for you!"

Kidding. I still have all my own teeth.

But when my neck starts looking like corrugated pipe, I will seriously be considering getting sucked, plucked, and tucked. I can see the ads now: "Get a rise from contributing to Fancy's facelift!" Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Holy Crap! when you said you would take your teeth out I got instant wood and I'm 72! don't tease me like that girl!
I did hear someone say once that a toothless BJ is tops! Must be something to it. Lol
I did hear someone say once that a toothless BJ is tops! Must be something to it. Lol Originally Posted by thathottnurse
Its called a Gummy!!!!
I did hear someone say once that a toothless BJ is tops! Must be something to it. Lol Originally Posted by thathottnurse
Haha!! Yay a marketing campaign I can tuck away for later use....kinda like wrinkled tissue up the sleeve. Doh! Lol
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
... Problem with the over 50's on the Board- are those photos ans Statistics from the 30's or current. Originally Posted by doug_dfw
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that a consistent and viable concern for EVERY age group on this board?

Every year that I've been on these boards I've heard complaints about photos being accurate, or current, from all different age groups.

The most mentioned age group is that between 28- 30 something and 45, and this is just a guess but I'm betting I'm close. (I'm tired. My verbiage is off but you get the general idea.)
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that a consistent and viable concern for EVERY age group on this board?

Every year that I've been on these boards I've heard complaints about photos being accurate, or current, from all different age groups.

The most mentioned age group is that between 28- 30 something and 45, and this is just a guess but I'm betting I'm close. (I'm tired. My verbiage is off but you get the general idea.) Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

Ahhh - a lady that uses the correct word of "verbiage" and not "verbage" - that's hot!!!
Ok she is deff good looking! Nice! I've always heard sex gets better for women as we age (like we are horny more, get wetter and easier to come) its amazing for me now but I'm looking forward to better and better and BETTER lol!!
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  • MojoR
  • 09-10-2013, 07:40 PM
Its a bit off topic - but the discussion of oldest escort reminded me of the Fokkens twins in Amsterdam's Red Light district. It was always a bit disturbing to walk by a row of beautiful young women and then run into this pair sitting in their windows...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ire-at-70.html