The World Would Be Better Off Without....

The world would be better off without...

Religion. Religion = don't think, believe. And persecute or even kill those that don't believe. Oh, and give us money. And women should remember their place.

Republicans and Democrats. These parties used to represent conservatives and liberals. Both parties have been corrupted beyond recognition by special interest lobbying and shit-for-brains elected members. The Tea Party is like the inbred offspring of these two parties. Something new is needed. I need a new mainstream conservative party to get behind.

STDs. Can you IMAGINE how awesome this hobby would be if providers and hobbyists didn't have to worry about STDs?

Light beers. Drink beer or drink water. To hell with watered-down beer!

G'nite.

Political campaign contributions. Replace them with public financing of elections.

Phone solicitors, mortgage/insurance brokers, and armadillos. Is that too many? Oh - also Justin Bieber.

Buttered popcorn-flavored Jelly Bellys. Nastiest jelly bean EVER (besides black licorice. I would like to put black licorice flavored anything on the list, too). And it's nearly impossible to pick them all out...they look too much like some of the other flavors. If you get the assortment bag,you're bound to eat one, like it or not.

Jamie Lee Curtis. She bugs the shit out of me, I don't know why.

Also, David Caruso.

In no particular order:

House flies
Jerry Springer
Trisha (UK version of Jerry)
Entertainment Tonight
Paris Hilton
Water Chestnuts ( tasteless and interrupts the flow of masticating a good bite of food)
single ply toilet paper ( why? you have to use twice as much, duh!)
windshield flyers, cards, etc...anything left on my windshield that I HAVE to throw away
cheap buttons that fall off
styrofoam!!!
Cockroaches, yuck!!!!
"Do not remove" tags on mattresses, wtf?
Dr. Phil
Sprigs of Parsley used for garnish
People who are too lazy to return their grocery carts in the parking lot
self help books ( perpetuates a new level of neurosis)
In London: extra charge for 'dining in' as opposed to take-away! Yes, a sandwich will cost an extra 20p(cents) if you choose to eat inside, whatever!!
Zombies!
Impossible to open cellophane wrap around CD's and DVD's
Conspiracy theories
"one size fits all"...no it doesn't!

The world would be better off without...

Religion. Religion = don't think, believe. And persecute or even kill those that don't believe. Oh, and give us money. And women should remember their place.

Republicans and Democrats. These parties used to represent conservatives and liberals. Both parties have been corrupted beyond recognition by special interest lobbying and shit-for-brains elected members. The Tea Party is like the inbred offspring of these two parties. Something new is needed. I need a new mainstream conservative party to get behind.

STDs. Can you IMAGINE how awesome this hobby would be if providers and hobbyists didn't have to worry about STDs?

Light beers. Drink beer or drink water. To hell with watered-down beer!

G'nite. Originally Posted by Lust4xxxLife

WELL SAID !

+1 on the Jelly Bellys variety pack. Some of the flavor combinations are a little harsh.

Buttered popcorn-flavored Jelly Bellys. Nastiest jelly bean EVER (besides black licorice. I would like to put black licorice flavored anything on the list, too). And it's nearly impossible to pick them all out...they look too much like some of the other flavors. If you get the assortment bag,you're bound to eat one, like it or not.

Jamie Lee Curtis. She bugs the shit out of me, I don't know why.

Also, David Caruso.



Originally Posted by Dannie

In a pineapple under the sea? That's just sick!! Try and keep that stuff in Another Realm, if you don't mind.

+++++1000 on Justin Bieber. And love the Caruso chart, Dannie.

All of these damn political candidate signs. On every friggin street corner and billboard in town!! Especially the ones that will still be there this time next year!

Buttered popcorn-flavored Jelly Bellys. Nastiest jelly bean EVER (besides black licorice. I would like to put black licorice flavored anything on the list, too). And it's nearly impossible to pick them all out...they look too much like some of the other flavors. If you get the assortment bag,you're bound to eat one, like it or not.

Jamie Lee Curtis. She bugs the shit out of me, I don't know why.

Also, David Caruso.



Originally Posted by Dannie

HAHAHA. David Caruso cracks me up. He growls out every cheesy line he has on CSI Miami. And that chart pretty much sums up his acting in every scene.

Caruso. We need the guy from "Lie to Me" to make fun of him in an episode......

Oh, hush. I like Horatio Caine. Maybe I have a thing for a redhead with a steady gaze, cool sunglasses, and cuffs.

The phrase, "Have a nice day," as if whoever told you to do that gave a flying flip. And if I'm going to be ordered to do something, please leave the money on the table.

Did somebody say ZOMBIES??? Oh yes, they need to go!

Buttered popcorn-flavored Jelly Bellys. Nastiest jelly bean EVER (besides black licorice. I would like to put black licorice flavored anything on the list, too). And it's nearly impossible to pick them all out...they look too much like some of the other flavors. If you get the assortment bag,you're bound to eat one, like it or not.

Jamie Lee Curtis. She bugs the shit out of me, I don't know why.

Also, David Caruso... Originally Posted by Dannie

A big no , there is nothing better than an anise flavored (black) candy.

An ehhh , here's a brief retrospective of some of JLCs finest work. Absolutely loved her i "Trading Places"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-sQm...eature=related

Wow, don't get so carried away in your praise of David Caruso.
I think you should say hello to the probable director and obviously fully qualified star of the next movie in the "Twitlight" (sic) series. It will be subtitled "Miami Bites" and feature LeBron James and company in cameo roles.