Joyrider Toilet/Rimming Chair... help!!

wakeup, do you think that I could substitute the springs for bungee cords?

I would thinck bungee cords would "give" too much.

To use bungee cords, you'd have to wrap them around to double or triple them up. Just a single cord at each location won't work. You also can't thread them through the eyebolts when doubling them up, so there's possible slipping issues along the frame.

LD- you should consider coming to London.... There are so many human toilets knocking about round here I can't keep up...(True Story)

Springs it is then.

Val, I want to... most of my Dom sessions are guys from overseas anyhow. They keep telling me I need to cross the pond. one day soon.

I'm not into getting shitted on or whatever it is you plan on doing with that ungodly contraption, but I DAMNED SURE wouldn't put my head up under that thing if the chick sitting on it weighed an ounce over 110 lbs.

If you put some big 165 lb heffer on that thing and she comes crashing down on your face and/or neck you're going to have some serious problems. Try explaining that to the ER nurses and doctors, or your wife.

That's why you use galvanized pipe and not schedule 40 PVC...PVC ain't rated for DaphneAss(tm)

Bungee cord? How long is the damn clit?

I liked the (4) 3/4"x2" nipples.

Did you notice the maximum weight is 266lbs? Who the hell would even thin about testing that underneath shamu?

Would this be useful for the resting homes?

LD.....if you don't really know how to engineer this thing.....someone will get hurt

LD.....if you don't really know how to engineer this thing.....someone will get hurt Originally Posted by tbone2u

What he said and those toilet seats crack. Find a stainless steel one .....from a prison.

If I made one, I'd look at thin stainless steel pipe with socket weld fittings but all the weight is on the elbows which might damage your flooring. Socket weld is easy and you can test fit. Edit...I see now the legs are up on flanges.

A good welder could put one of these together in no time.
square or round tubing
cut/miter w chop saw
weld and grind smooth
paint or powder coat. .....Niiiiice

I have some better ideas than the eye bolts depending on seat material.

Oh ye bitches of little faith.

Thanks globespotter, I may try that.. I know a welder.

One benefit of the crude flanged feet is they are threaded and you can turn them to level the frame so it doesn't rock like a table at a cheap diner.

I was gonna suggest a welder using square tube. There is probably enough scrap material in a shop to knock out a couple prototypes. Toilet seat bolts seem the hardest to make strong enough to hold the weight. I can think of two Latin ladies who need one.

I am assembling my materials now. I could have sworn that chair was slightly less than 400 yesterday, now it's 489.

Wait....So let me get this straight. You plan to sit on that toilet seat and take a shit in a guy's mouth? And the guy is going to pay you to do this?