SL'S BP Art Of Saying NO!

Lol, very well said. I love your posts and different experiments u do. You really have a cleaver brain in the head above ur chest hehe. I love reading and hearing about them. The scale thing was one thing I was very interested in. Granted a lot of women lie about their weight or age in real life, I have noticed a lot of ladies that are very honest and proud of their age, weight and curves. Take Brittany Love or Vicki Lynn, both very honest about their weight and curves and very proud. I admire them. Now for me, if u would have had me on the scale a few months back when I was "too skinny" ( I am now anywheres between 102 to 106 lbs at 5'4/5'5 ((one leg is an inch taller than the other haha) anyways if I was to get on there 6 or 7 months ago, I probably weighed anywheres from 90-94lbs. But I advertised that, someone once said to me, I did false advertising by saying I was a spinner b/c I was to tiny lol. So then I started advertising I was a super tiny spinner but being at the weight I am now, I am healthy and thin, not super super tiny n boney.

So since u n me are both very open, have u ever (which I sure u have u lil man whore 202 reviews.... have u ever been in a situation where u have had to use one of these techniques to get away? If so tell me about it, I'd like to know the worse situation uve been in and how u handled it. U can PM me if u wanna discuss it privately but I bet u got a good story a lot of ppl would like u read u lil charmer.
Originally Posted by SpinnerAllyRay

Alley EVERYONE of those has been used by me! I just thinck of stuff like that at the "sperm" of the moment. I'll share another one.

White Cane in Hand wearing Dark Shades. Door opens and provider is not what "I" bargained for. I start banging around your cane hitting the door and walls. She naturally get out of the way and lets go of the door to let me in. I pull the door closed and run like a mad man. Works every time!

Alley I should meet you for lunch one day. we will park right in front of the restaurant. Me being blind and all. Big tip to keep the car right there. when we leave you go first to the car make keys are there ready to go. You signal me. I start wandering all around the restaurant knock stuff over with my cane and bumping into people as I'm franticly yelling for you. Everyone sees you outside and try's to help. Then I walk out and get into the drivers seat as you quickly jump into the passenger seat and I drive away.

Foot Note: We can't go to PF Chang's its been done there before... or so I heard.

Whispers I know I'm pushing the half century mark and may be one of the oldest on here. Believe me when I say I am perfectly comfortable in my talents and limitations. I do appreciate that you are attracted to younger women and I know you aren't going to knock on my door hon. I wouldn't ever expect you to. I also wouldn't lie to you about my age. I don't understand why anyone would try because there is no sense in it. I'm also not going to lie about my stats. I have no reason to. It is unfortunate that some feel the need to be deceptive and may be ashamed of them selves so they lie. I don't know. Don't hold that against me. Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

Jessie.... when I notice a provider is 45+ I always assume there could be an extra 5-10 years. Then here is what's weird... I read there posts S L O W L Y. I have no idea why I do that!

SL you could automatically assume that. You could also assume that the young ones lie about being older? Ha! But you don't. And I know why you read slowly...LOL


There is white and black and a whole lot of gray. At the end of the day, I can sleep at night because I'm not trying to put something over on someone. What you see is what you get.

SL you could automatically assume that. You could also assume that the young ones lie about being older? Ha! But you don't. And I know why you read slowly...LOL


Incorrect full figured mistress with the super sweet personality. I in fact do check ages. I have on 5 occasions walked from appointments because I suspected a YOUNGER age. Many I have verified and stated so in my review or a forum. Now another hobbyist might of taken that as a very bad insult. Me? I know you meant well and perhaps kidding. Remember any guy who has the balls to bring a tape measure and digital scale won't feel bad about carding a provider!

There is white and black and a whole lot of gray. At the end of the day, I can sleep at night because I'm not trying to put something over on someone. What you see is what you get. Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

And if more were like you.... much of this might not be discussed I thinck! we need more examples like yourself.

Alley EVERYONE of those has been used by me! I just thinck of stuff like that at the "sperm" of the moment. I'll share another one.

White Cane in Hand wearing Dark Shades. Door opens and provider is not what "I" bargained for. I start banging around your cane hitting the door and walls. She naturally get out of the way and lets go of the door to let me in. I pull the door closed and run like a mad man. Works every time!

Alley I should meet you for lunch one day. we will park right in front of the restaurant. Me being blind and all. Big tip to keep the car right there. when we leave you go first to the car make keys are there ready to go. You signal me. I start wandering all around the restaurant knock stuff over with my cane and bumping into people as I'm franticly yelling for you. Everyone sees you outside and try's to help. Then I walk out and get into the drivers seat as you quickly jump into the passenger seat and I drive away.

Foot Note: We can't go to PF Chang's its been done there before... or so I heard. Originally Posted by Still Looking

OMG, I am so down for this haha. Actually me and some of my friends girls n guys are jackasses haha. We go into public places with a video recorder and make up stupid possible situations lol. I try but sometimes fail to keep a honest face but a lot of the times I end up cracking up and bursting into laughter... some of these friends really get into it. And hey I have always been into role playing and theres many ways to role play if u know what I mean haha. Its always fun to see the outcome but I have had the cops called on us twice at restaurant and a lil mini store lol. Luckily the one time we did have to talk to the cops, we convinced them it was a sociology experiment for school.... dumbasses smh hahaahaha

One more thing before we start our lil project, the names ALLY, not Alley lol. Everytime I read "Alley" I think of dirty streetwalker in a alley. ANd this Ally dont belong in no alley, she belongs in the middle of a SLAMDANGO! hehheehhe

OMG, I am so down for this haha. Actually me and some of my friends girls n guys are jackasses haha. We go into public places with a video recorder and make up stupid possible situations lol. I try but sometimes fail to keep a honest face but a lot of the times I end up cracking up and bursting into laughter... some of these friends really get into it. And hey I have always been into role playing and theres many ways to role play if u know what I mean haha. Its always fun to see the outcome but I have had the cops called on us twice at restaurant and a lil mini store lol. Luckily the one time we did have to talk to the cops, we convinced them it was a sociology experiment for school.... dumbasses smh hahaahaha

One more thing before we start our lil project, the names ALLY, not Alley lol. Everytime I read "Alley" I think of dirty streetwalker in a alley. ANd this Ally dont belong in no alley, she belongs in the middle of a SLAMDANGO! hehheehhe Originally Posted by SpinnerAllyRay

I'm very sorry. Thank you for correcting me. I'll make a note of it ALLY. Happens to me as well. For some reason I get call stupid mother fucker every now and then. I have to remind them its SL. Annef said!

SL,

I accept ur apology, sometimes when I see SL, I think of Spinner Lover, or Secret Lover or Smelly Lard.... then I correct myself and I think Still Looking...

Its all good in this hood!

[QUOTE=SpinnerAllyRay;105426693 8]SL,

I accept ur apology, sometimes when I see SL, I think of Spinner Lover, or Secret Lover or Smelly Lard.... then I correct myself and I think Still Looking...

Its all good in this hood![/QUOTE]

Hood... is that a vagina joke?

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SL,

I accept ur apology, sometimes when I see SL, I think of Spinner Lover, or Secret Lover or Smelly Lard.... then I correct myself and I think Still Looking...

Its all good in this hood![/QUOTE]

Hood... is that a vagina joke? Originally Posted by SpinnerAllyRay

hahah take it as it is (thats what she said hehe). This hood is nice and very damp, its quite tight and narrow so ud want to move on in there slowly enjoying the moist warmth among you.

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hahah take it as it is (thats what she said hehe). This hood is nice and very damp, its quite tight and narrow so ud want to move on in there slowly enjoying the moist warmth among you. Originally Posted by Still Looking

I'm non GFE so ALLY I'll take your word on it!

alright well Ill u to do suicides they teach in the military, sprint fast then back, sprint, fast then back, sprint fast and back. in and out in and out in and out... ramming in and out, harder harder push harder.... u can make it, ima make get u to finish, faster faster.. ohh cum on push push it push.. oh yesss.. yess oh that feels good, yeah okay almost there yeah ok ok yeah yeah yeah... mmmmm....

man it feels good to get to the finish line...

(I wish I had a voice recorder, woulda sounded a lil sexier haha)

Wow!! That was actually a very nice compliment. SL you can be very sweet!! Thank you!!

And if more were like you.... much of this might not be discussed I thinck! we need more examples like yourself. Originally Posted by Still Looking

Smelly Lard

LOL See Alley that won't happen to you because your ads have tons of current pictures. The guys that see you, not withstanding all your regulars know exactly what they are getting. It's the "ladies" that always have that special garment covering some funky stuff or well 160 LBS is just like 225 lbs. isn't it? I did the BBW study and spun that sucker around to get them on that scale. You'll love this... the girl who was the biggest liar wouldn't weigh even if it mean getting an extra $200+ But the one that did weigh #11 180 lbs. who was actually 284 lbs... when she got off the scale she Hi-Fived me. I did laugh my ass off. Lets not forget age. we see those ages not change for years at a time. Really. But Alley lets face it, "MOST" of the girls here are pretty up front about things. But rest assured if someone is going to use photo shopped, out dated pictures lie about your age and weight well there will be challengers when the door opens at times! It doesn't happen to me very often as I do my research but every now and then.... well you know.

And let's face it Alley... if I looked at all your pictures and got all worked up and hauled ass to meet you, and when the door opened a BBW was standing there with a Rainbow Mow Hauk, a foot shorter than expected, one breast a F Cup and the other one was flipped over her shoulder she happens to have a dick bigger than mine peeking out below the towel shes wearing..... you can bet "your cute little butt" I'm going to have a very original exit strategy and I'm not beyond faking a heart attack.

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Wow I actually agree with you on something lol, I agree that its very misleading and not right to make someone think there spending there hard earned money on someone of there choice and get something totally different, if someone does that yes I believe that you shouldnt have to get no cancellation fee or anything. If we got someone and they lied about who they were which some doooooo, or what ever we wouldnt def see you well I wouldnt, thats your right to do that.
But I would want someone to be upfront with me, I dont take offense, my pictures are shitty and need new ones as I have lost almost 40 pounds since being a member here, but I am a procrastnator and I would probably get more calls cause I get told all the time that I am prettier and smaller in person, so I have no excuse besides my own lazyness, so if someone isnt in to me thats fine I would say ok and smile, doesnt mean people wont like your personalitie but as for fucking yeah, nobody wants to screw an ugly person and pay for it, or let me put that better, a person not of their liking. I totally agree.

Wow I actually agree with you on something lol, I agree that its very misleading and not right to make someone think there spending there hard earned money on someone of there choice and get something totally different, if someone does that yes I believe that you shouldnt have to get no cancellation fee or anything. If we got someone and they lied about who they were which some doooooo, or what ever we wouldnt def see you well I wouldnt, thats your right to do that.
But I would want someone to be upfront with me, I dont take offense, my pictures are shitty and need new ones as I have lost almost 40 pounds since being a member here, but I am a procrastnator and I would probably get more calls cause I get told all the time that I am prettier and smaller in person, so I have no excuse besides my own lazyness, so if someone isnt in to me thats fine I would say ok and smile, doesnt mean people wont like your personalitie but as for fucking yeah, nobody wants to screw an ugly person and pay for it, or let me put that better, a person not of their liking. I totally agree. Originally Posted by shayla84

Shay,

I have a nice camera and also some connections to ppl with photo studios. No fee, its just a hobby for them. Let me know if ur interested, maybe we could shoot together sometime if ur interested.

And ladies,
I will vouch that SL is a great guy, yes he is very opinionated as I am too, but hes a fun guy meaning no harm, intentionally at least.

Tracy,
Id like to meet u sometime, u seem fun!