What turns you on?

I don't really see many other forums specifically allocated for COED discussion but this one here. You can occupy yourself with many others, however, as well as this one.

I do

And, just what do you in your all knowing wisdom suggest that ladies interact with potential clients and hobby friends? hmmmm?

There are ladies doing that daily here in CoEd as well as the ISO section..... Not every threAD is an Ad.......

I would suggest ladies that want to interact show their interest in topics started by some of the guys..... Lot's of newbies tend to start threads LOOKING for interaction.... Many get very little.... Perhaps if ladies showed their interest in discussing or learning other things and their posts did not reek of "Come SEE ME"...then they would be better received.

The most shameless are posting to the the WELCOME forum.... In a threAD being posted by a newcomer that is a lady you see several ladies in the the thread basically reminding us that THEY are still here.... Pretty useless for the guys that are interested in the ladies that start threads in that forum.... Those are guys like me that like fresh meat... I wonder how many of THOSE ladies PM a new Provider with some needed advice.... especially regarding the way some of the guys will prey on them? or who to contact and how when they have a problem?

I don't really want to hang out in the Strip Club forum.

And the board doesn't want you to considering providers are not allowed to post there.

Already discussed that HERE in COED thread earlier this week. That's your preferred scene

Nope..... I tend to KNOW more about it and have better luck than most but when it comes to beautiful young ladies at incredibly low prices the scene is in the Sugar Daddy Forums and on those boards. THAT is my preferred scene as well the community of people I know here....

so why don't YOU spend MORE time there and let the COED section get friendly & flirty & share our thoughts without you putting your spin on things.

I was gone from the boards for a good 6 months and it went nowhere but downhill and was a lot uglier than before I came back.... MOST of my participation in threads here is lighthearted and I exchange PMs with a half dozen ladies daily here as a result of my being here.....

The most RECENT gal I spent money on was an Indy I met a few months ago. I was with her this morning.... I saw her the first time as a result of my interactions with the lady that was handling her at the time.... Surprisingly a lady that argued with me tooth and nail many a time here in CoEd.... But when the young Lady called her and told her that someone named "Whispers" was wanting to book... the lady told her that I was cool and spent a lot of money and to show me a good time.... No P411....No References given...... Participating here in CoEd opens a lot of doors for me as well as leads to a lot of interesting encounters.... Even you turned to a couple of different series of long PMs looking for a sounding board because of my time and experience around here.....

It's really quite stale and predictable... AND BORING!

You know how to handle that though....

Frankly, LURKERS are the BEST CLIENTS!

They are....You ladies are not the only ones that hear from the Lurkers..... I have Lunch or drinks 2 or 3 times a month for years with guys that never post that wan tto meet and get advice on something or ask something....

They don't participate in the BS that's overtaken the forums and turned a close knit community into a jaded cricket breeding, locker room for boys to pound their chests and scare the little girlies away.

Darlin.... There IS a community alive and well here in Austin that a LOT of people here are a part of...... Heck... There are cliques of people that belong to different cliques and interact in a variety of ways....

I can assure you that NOONE is here trying to "scare the little girlies away"..... At least not the pretty ones..... Then again... There are a HANDFUL of OLD and/or less desirable that troll CoEd trying to drum up business..... There are better ways for them to do it than being overly opinionated or starting threADs in innane subject matter...

That's why I could give a shit less what the "new" breed of "vocal" hobbyists here have to say or decide they know about me. Fuck the haters! They're no fun, actually, so rather, DON'T FUCK THE HATERS! You can just jack that cock off till it falls off. Ha!

really? you think it matters.... Between SL, myself and one other I won't name that probably qualify as "Haters to you, we probably spend $10K a month... Each in different ways and on different ladies at times..... We are EXACTLY the kind of Clients a LOT of ladies like to have let me tell you one thing you won't admit.... Some of those "Lurkers" are ladies as well... Ladies that are traveling here, Ladies that are already here..... in some rare cases Ladies that have not posted their first post ..... Some of us get to hear from those ladies by our presence here.... I'm seeing a traveling lady over the weekend if her schedule doesn't keep her from making the trip.

I could name 10 guys that "troll " CoEd looking for the attention and take up ladies time flirting with some of you, send you PMS in threads like this... all simply looking for attention because they can't afford more than 6 or 8 sessions in a year....

I do understand for some of you ladies the need to be bottom feeders as a result of aging, eating or simply being cheated in the beauty department.... Guys Like I just described CAN be chatted up and into your bedroom I'm sure because they are motivated by the attention they get from you.

So... just wanted to get that off my chest. Cleansing breaths to restore serenity and let my sexual juices flow once more...

Glad I can be of service....

What turns me on most is A SEXY MIND! THAT is what I look for when I come to this COED forum to interact with others who participate in this community. A sexy mind is an open mind... willing to look at sexuality without judgement or fear, but instead considering a different approach as an adventure of sorts.

LOL...

I don't need porn to get me going. I just close my eyes and use my imagination and utilize the combined energy of my partner to fuel our fire. Masturbation isn't nearly as fun to me for this reason - missing the interaction of another's mind.

Plenty of interaction here darlin...

Thanks for posting an appropriate topic for discussion by COED members, Macy. Hopefully, beyond my little vent here, we can continue sharing our thoughts about turn-on's without negative and unnecessary intervention by the Legion of Doom.

XOXOX Originally Posted by Kit-4-Kat

Time will tell if she comes back to "share" her thoughts..... Before commenting I read every post she has made in the last 9 months to see if her posting history had changed or was of the same self serving advertisement or opportunistic response in ISOs and I saw nothing different than the last time....

I don't care for some of the topics you ladies start and I leave a lot of them alone..... I think it's good that a few of you support each other and post to each others threads..... The OP here is not one that does that...

Maybe she will invest some time and come along to prove me wrong by "becoming" a part of that community you mention..

Time will tell...

Whispers, why do you care so much? I know... Right?... Some of you refuse to get it.... But Sl and I have united with a common theme to try to HELP some if the ladies as well as guys around here....

Someone has too.... I can admit to wanting to give up at times but who will save the lost if we all do not try to show them the light and lead them from the darkness.....

Or at least shine a flashlight for the, when needed.

It's a little weird.

It's a little off topic, but I almost started a little ThreAD of my own on nerd crushes.

Go for it... It's allowed....

You know, like people you are attracted to who aren't typically attractive. LIke, i'm attracted to the character of Jimmy James from NewsRAdio, not the actor mind you, but just the character. Also, Ira Glass' voice. Originally Posted by Annef

ehhh... I work and play too much to keep up with who most people are..... Guys gotta earn a living right?

Someone has too.... I can admit to wanting to give up at times but who will save the lost if we all do not try to show them the light and lead them from the darkness..... Hmmm, might be running headlong into a Christ complex there. Might want to get someone to take a look at that.


ehhh... I work and play too much to keep up with who most people are..... Guys gotta earn a living right? It's all good. You have always struck me as a being a bit myopic, I have never expected you to be terribly well-rounded. I can probably help you in that regard. If you want a list of books to read, movies to watch, art exhibits to see just let me know!

The most shameless are posting to the the WELCOME forum.... In a threAD being posted by a newcomer that is a lady you see several ladies in the the thread basically reminding us that THEY are still here.... Pretty useless for the guys that are interested in the ladies that start threads in that forum.... Those are guys like me that like fresh meat... I wonder how many of THOSE ladies PM a new Provider with some needed advice.... especially regarding the way some of the guys will prey on them? or who to contact and how when they have a problem? Originally Posted by Whispers

I actually do this...I always offer the new ladies advice if they want it.I also like to say hello not to "show I am still here" but to show that not all ladies are competitive in this sometimes cut throat business and some of us are really nice and want to help them out......

back on topic...NON porn turn on shows;...please dont judge but I have a thing for a guy who can make me laugh but I also like a dick sometimes:

! Big bang theory...I like Nerds

! Duck Dynasty...facial hair and humor..yummy

! House....Something about his smart assness and cockyness

! SOA.... The things I want to do to Jax

! General Hospital.... I want Luke

! 2 broke girls...I wanna motorboat that brunette

Someone has too.... I can admit to wanting to give up at times but who will save the lost if we all do not try to show them the light and lead them from the darkness..... Hmmm, might be running headlong into a Christ complex there.

Oh hell No... They crucified him and ran him off..... I've been here for 13 years and I'm not going anywhere it seems....

Might want to get someone to take a look at that. One of the voices in my head told me that a lot of yeas ago..... I talked to a few but the places they wanted me to stay seemed too restictive and the complimentary jackets had sleeve way too long and there was no tailor on the premises...


ehhh... I work and play too much to keep up with who most people are..... Guys gotta earn a living right? It's all good. You have always struck me as a being a bit myopic,

Hyperopic actually but I only wear my glasses to read...... Sometimes to examine taint....

I have never expected you to be terribly well-rounded.

I'm actually quite round darlin.... Been round most of my life... Before people suggest that means I am out of shape I want to point out that "round" is much more common a shape these days! Your round clients probably earn more and can take you to better restaurants right?

I can probably help you in that regard. If you want a list of books to read, movies to watch, art exhibits to see just let me know!

Just bought Stephen Kings newest book.... the followup on the Shining.... Wifey is reading it at the moment... Said the pages always smell bad if I read books first... I do all my reading on the throne....

Gonna go see Carrie tomorrow! Always interesting seeing horror remakes as special effects get better!

I went to an art exhibit once with the most beautiful redhead I've ever met.... Perfect flawless alabaster skin...... Long Curly red hair.... Turned out it was in the warehouse district and was "performance and body" art..... The strangest people I have ever seen with metal protruding from inked bodies were hanging from hooks, ropers and chains..... suspended in the air....

My refrigerator is covered with 2 years of my favorite drawings done by my wifey's 5yo.... bless his heart.. He is Picasso with a Crayola... Originally Posted by Annef

Thank-you Annef for caring..... You should be one of those ladies responding in threads started by some of the guys..... Between your wonderful caring attitude and the great ass pic you make a good ambassador...

I actually do this...I always offer the new ladies advice if they want it.I also like to say hello not to "show I am still here" but to show that not all ladies are competitive in this sometimes cut throat business and some of us are really nice and want to help them out......

You are like the exception to the rule though Vikki.... You kinda.... well... "care".... I would bet that none of the major post hos in the welcome wagon give a shit..... Hell... If ladies DID then girls that were .. AND STILL ARE getting taken advantage of by the guys that troll it would have some insight and know they do not need to do $100 sessions for reviews...

back on topic...NON porn turn on shows;...please dont judge but I have a thing for a guy who can make me laugh but I also like a dick sometimes:

I hope you don't laugh at the guy with his dick in your mouth... That would be deflating...

! Big bang theory...I like Nerds One of my favorite shows as well!.... Who doesn't like a Dumb Blonde... She's my favorite since Chrissy on Three's Company.... Although the Blonde on Two Broke Girls is pretty close...

! Duck Dynasty...facial hair and humor..yummy

! House....Something about his smart assness and cockyness

! SOA.... The things I want to do to Jax.... Love the show myself but once again it's the blonde.... and maybe some of the hookers or pornstars... cool they are spinning that business back up right!

! General Hospital.... I want Luke

! 2 broke girls...I wanna motorboat that brunette
I HAD NOT GOT THIS FAR IN THE THREAD AND HAD ALREADY NAMED THE SHOW MYSELF!!!! HOW COOL IS THAT? Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn

I was just thinking the other day about when I took you to dinner a couple of weeks ago and you did all the talking and drinking and I didn't get a word in or anything to eat.... Damn waitress never even talked to me!

Anyway... I owe you a dinner..... But it's gotta be a buffet.... I try to take skinny girls and they never get up for seconds and I like me some pizza and fried chicken after Spaghetti and a slice of meatloaf..... My guess is you will get you a 2nd plate like me.... Especially since I will be paying!


Vikki could probably help some of you ladies learn how to read a thread for the meaning in the posts..... Like a few here there was a day when she fuckin hated anything I had to say..... She even shut me up a time or two when she was a MOD.... She has found it pretty hard to get mad in a few years though as she learned to actually READ what is said with a perspective of WHO the intended audience is as well without the emotion a typical woman experiences when she is NOT being talked about as a lady but her BUSINESS practices are the issue....

Whispers really??? I knew you were going to have to add your unsolicited say in this. What happen to the farewell? I totally called this one......

I am not desperate for money and if I were I would hang out in the ISO section commenting on everything anyone posted......I have a normal life and I cant spend every waking moment on this board. If I did then yes I would be desperate for money because I would spend my whole day feeding in your hunger for drama.

I posted this as a fun and flirty thread so that we can as providers have a different way of learning about those that we do see or even those that are potential future clients. If we weren't allowed then it wouldn't be called "Co Ed".

You know what they say about making assumptions? They can make you look like an ass....hhhmmmm

I am sure there is a threAD out there that calls for you imput... this would NOT one of them..

I am assuming your home life must not be what it needs to be because you are back to your old ways......why must you be this way??? I don't get it. I once considered you a friend and have done nothing but defend you ....so please butt out of this. You don't have anything to add so move on...Thank you!

Weren't you ever taught if you didn't have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all? You just cant help it......you just have to take the fun out of everything this board is suppose to be about.

I am sure you will have a lot of blue shit to say to this......but if you ignore the annoying child they will eventually stop.....best trick I ever learned as a parent.

BACK TO THE TOPIC!!!!!

I also get hot and bother by magic mike.....I cant wait for 50 shades of Grey (that is going to have to be a hooker's night out)

Vikki I agree with the beard thing...I am totally crunching on that look at the moment.

What turns me on?

So... just wanted to get that off my chest. Originally Posted by Kit-4-Kat

I can think of some constraining clothing that you get off your chest

Whispers really???

Yup.. It's Me!

I knew you were going to have to add your unsolicited say in this. What happen to the farewell? I totally called this one...... Really? Where did you call it?

I am not desperate for money and if I were I would hang out in the ISO section commenting on everything anyone posted......I have a normal life and I cant spend every waking moment on this board.

I wasn't suggesting that you should do ANYTHING except participate in the threads you start!

If I did then yes I would be desperate for money because I would spend my whole day feeding in your hunger for drama.

Speaking of feeding me..... When do I get my soup?

I posted this as a fun and flirty thread so that we can as providers have a different way of learning about those that we do see or even those that are potential future clients.

Then stick around and prove me wrong... Prove that the last year of your posting history for starting a threAD to get your weekend special tag line noticed (this case) or some other thing you needed to push harder than the ad forums allow you to.... is all behind you and starting now.. with THIS thread you are going to actually participate with all the lovely ladies and attention seeking guys that will contribute to your threAD... They took time to read what you said as well as to respond so be gracious enough to acknowledge them and speak about their contributions occasionally!

I am assuming your home life must not be what it needs to be because you are back to your old ways......

You know what they say about "assuming" right?

why must you be this way??? I don't get it. I yam who I yam.....

Weren't you ever taught if you didn't have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all?

Actually I was taught to speak my mind if what I had to say was relevant and to not be concerned with popularity!

You just cant help it......you just have to take the fun out of everything this board is suppose to be about.

Really? I'm taking the fun out of all the sucking, fucking and licking that is going on around here? I don't think so.... But hey! At least you have someone to blame now right?

I am sure you will have a lot of blue shit to say to this......

LOL! I did but changing colors is quick and easy!

but if you ignore the annoying child they will eventually stop.....best trick I ever learned as a parent.

Staff Edit...Forbidden Topic...Spacemtn Ignoring me stops me? LOL!... Girl you know me better than that.... Some of these other ladies are too new to know..... but you know I never stop till I am done!

BACK TO THE TOPIC!!!!!

I also get hot and bother by magic mike.....I cant wait for 50 shades of Grey (that is going to have to be a hooker's night out)

Vikki I agree with the beard thing...I am totally crunching on that look at the moment. Originally Posted by Daddys Girl

Good for you.... You actually acknowledged what another poster had to say in YOUR threAD,,,, THAT has been a long time coming..... Now take a breath and read a few of the other posts and be nice and acknowledge their contributions too!.... You have an opportunity to make some new friends as well as unite people in their dislike of me!

Ya did OK.... I;m sure you got a few calls telling you Whispers was picking on you..... The correct play here would have been to pop in... quote a few other people's comments and respond to them and then try that whoe ignoring thing you mentioned.... Instead I got far more attention.....

Thank you Staff Edit...forbidden Topic...Spacemtn... I like attention at times too!.

Originally Posted by Whispers

If a post lands in the forest and no one responds, is it still a post?

For your info WHISPERS....so you know the whole truth

I posted my weekend ad forgot to mention my special. by the time I realized I hadn't added it was too late to edit my post. This thread dear was started last night.....get your facts straight.

My Year history....you know nothing of my fucking year Whispers....why don't you find out before opening your big mouth.

FYI I only give soup to those that remain in my good graces. You have just been digging a hole.

You obviously don't remember the talk we had at your bachelor party when I told you "you'll be back"

Ok seriously I have wasted enough time on you. I have a birthday party to attend for my close friend.

To the rest of you...please keep enjoying the thread I started. I would love to read what each and everyone of you have to say...

If a post lands in the forest and no one responds, is it still a post? Originally Posted by saustin

It is.... because someone ALWAYS responds.....

Especially you! I can always count on you man...

For your info WHISPERS....so you know the whole truth

it's "the truth, the whole truth and nuttin but the truth"

I posted my weekend ad forgot to mention my special. by the time I realized I hadn't added it was too late to edit my post. This thread dear was started last night.....get your facts straight.

What do you need a Signature Line for if you are not going to post? your weekend special was just easy pickins darlin...

you do realize that my picking on you and you responding and us BOTH mentioning your weekend special is getting it looked at more than you would have done with the thread alone right?.... PLUS... you should pick up a couple of sympathy "dates" from guys that feel bad that I am picking on your.... At least that's what a couple of the prior ladies that said I was picking on them seemed to profess....

Don't worry though... This IS improving your image as we go back and forth but I told Still Looking we would NOT be billing you for the service... He is a bit upset..... but let him know we shouldn't waste an invoice....

My Year history....you know nothing of my fucking year Whispers....

Your last year history POSTING darlin.... Ley's not twist my words for the sympath vote.... I was specific that this was about your posting purpose on the board.....

You post Ads in the Ad section, Ads in the WEEKEND ad section, Ads in the CoED Ad section.... Ads in other peoples threads.... ( a Mod had to edit ne out not that long ago).... and of course your responses to ISOs....... which are still self promoting.....

Not much there to read where you contributed to other's threads or even your own threADs....

I'm happy girl! This is progress! We are having a dialogue!

why don't you find out before opening your big mouth. Now darlin you are spilling out all over now in a manner that shows you have some other issues in the mix..... not a good thing.... If you NEED to talk to someone you can surely reach out to a lot people... You are a popular lady.... although some of those guys that complain about you not responding when they try to contact you MIGHT not be willing to listen....

FYI I only give soup to those that remain in my good graces. You have just been digging a hole.

LOL! Darlin.... I'm not looking for soup simply for the sake of getting soup.... I mention that a lot as a reminder to you that you have, more than once asked for, and been given the help you needed.. When you offered to do something in return for me.... sitting there on the edge of me desk...that short skirt,,, your sexy legs.... ooops.. drifting a bit...... ..I showed you I was NOT one of those guys looking to take advantage of your need and that I was happy just being able to help you. Just as you know I have helped others here.... But YOU would not take no for an answer and INSISTED that I make NO plans for the following day at lunch because you were going to bring me a sandwich and soup... something you were doing for many at the time...

I graciously said fine and the next day sat at my dsk... Napkin in place around my neck.... waiting for my soup..... Even my Sexretary was unable to cheer me up that afternoon although she crawled under the desk and tried her best.....

Then what..... a year or so later..... BACK YOU CAME for ANOTHER favor with all the promises of the forgotten soup and a sandwich.... DI d I demand the previous year's Soup before helping you THAT time?.... No I recognized your need and did your bidding yet again....

and received a promise of soup and a sandwich for NOT just me but for the new sexretary as well.........

The following day the soup i DID enjoy was a can of Campbell Vegetable that the sexretary heated in the microwave served with a Roast Beef sandwich she made and brought from home after hearing of the previous year's soup fiasco..........

I assure you though.... this is NOT about the soup.....

You obviously don't remember the talk we had at your bachelor party when I told you "you'll be back"...

A few had that to say and I let them all know that I was not really changing in any way other than to get off the board and quit posting and throwing parties..... Suredly I told you the same thing.... Besides the deal for me to leave had a built in clause letting me do what I;ve done for the last 3 years for the kids.... Did you think I would leave the kids hanging this year?

Ok seriously I have wasted enough time on you.

You will find in time that none of this was a waste darlin.... I bet at least TWO guys have sent you OMs wanting to bok with you because Whispers was picking on you.... Don't go admitting it though.... Other ladies will ask for me to pick on them too..... I save the special treatment for people I hold near and dear!

I have a birthday party to attend for my close friend. Well then be gone! I'll cover this for you in your absence!

To the rest of you...please keep enjoying the thread I started. I would love to read what each and everyone of you have to say... Originally Posted by Daddys Girl

You should..... Because some are going to come here now to see what the fuss was about and defend you..... I'll respond of course,... Your thread is going to get more views than you could have hoped for..... We will all have some new show to watch....

And you need to show all those people your appreciation for their ideas as well as defending you!

Plus you are going to feel guilty about the soup thing when you think about... Especially because NOW you probably have a half dozen guys wanting to know what the soup and sandwhich thing was about and PRESTO! You get to reintroduce the whole special lunch date that you were loved for....

Ladies and Gentlemen the preceding posts that will later be referred to as The Suspicious Soup Story has actually been a paid infomercial for the Group to Bring Back Soup and Sandwich Date of Austin.... Well not paid for YET because Daddy's Girl has not updated her address in the file so it can be mailed to her... And what are the odds of GETTING paid for it.... even in Soup?

BTW little lady... I'm heading to P10 if you feel the need to come dump a drink on my head....

It's official, we have # 5!