3 Wishes....

A date night once a week with someone who likes me for me and not just what my body does.

Sex 3 days every week.

$5,000 a month.

1. The ability to be able to say a "magic phrase" to any lady (preferably something like "hey sexy") and upon hearing it, the lady would become uncontrollably horny for me, and would not relent until hearing the "magic phrase" again.

2. The ability to teleport myself and anyone whose hand I'm holding to any location safely (so I can be specific with who and where I speak my "magic phrase.")

3. An immune system so strong it negates all STDs and other types of illness (so I can BB that ass.)

Oh, in a perfect world...*sigh*

Having sexy friends around me all the time,
Money, and it can buy happy ness.
A really nice house, in FL., Guam, VI., Greece, HI.
I would need a jet to get me to my houses.
I would narrow down my houses with help from my friends.

A date night once a week with someone who likes me for me and not just what my body does.

Sex 3 days every week.

$5,000 a month. Originally Posted by PleasantSurprise

sign me up for One and two ....

1. Drama free ECCIE.
2. Let Men's Rooms be really for men and more importantly a leak proof.
3. VK master posting a one line response (jk).

1. Drama free ECCIE.
2. Let Men's Rooms be really for men and more importantly a leak proof.
3. VK master posting a one line response (jk). Originally Posted by Modda

**Laughing HYSTERICALLY!!**

Audrey Hepburn circa Sabrina/Breakfast at Tiffany's
Time Travel Capabilities (to invest in little known companies like Coca Cola, Pepsi and Yahoo)
Tickets...every year...to the Super Bowl...50 yard line...30 rows up.

1. Perfect health
2. To always have the money I need
3. For every action always favor me.

1. Drama free ECCIE.
2. Let Men's Rooms be really for men and more importantly a leak proof.
3. VK master posting a one line response (jk). Originally Posted by Modda

c'mon be realistic. ..... everyone else has. Lol

1. A day pass to the other side, to see some love ones we lost.
2. Happiness
3. Answers to everything unsolved. (Would fix most our problems)

This subject matter is best suited for the Sandbox, correct?

OK, Ill play for a second, but I gotta go soon, my mom is calling me!

My wishes:

1) Providers would cease to take selfies with toilets in the background of the frame.
2) Clients would put the Provider's name in the subject of their respective reviews.
3) Spelling and grammer would become important again - even on hooker boards.











And world peace.

OP reminds me of the cowboy drinking at the bar and crying. He had three wishes.
1 Handsome
2 rich
3 hung like his horse.

1.

3. VK master posting a one line response (jk). Originally Posted by Modda

OK, I'm throwing the "high jack thread" flag....this will be my first and only warning!!!


The subject of this thread is 3 wishes!!!

The above quoted #3 is not a wish...but instead, wanting a major unrealistic religious MIRACLE

There is no place for wishing for a MIRACLE on this thread

However, hope springs for eternal green showers....or something like that...but we do need to maintain a sense of reality on this thread!!!

If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? You cant wish for another wish either, so dont be greedy!

Im still thinking so I'll post mine when I figure them out. Lol! Theres just so many to choose from! Originally Posted by Gemma34

1. Gemma as my girlfriend/friends with benefits
2. No student loans
3. My own house

1. A time machine that I can get my wheelchair in so I can go back in time and fix screw ups in my life and make investments to become rich off of.
2. A Pepsi.
3. A piece of hot Apple Pie with some ice cream on the side. (My first wish would really take care of anything else I need and it was three wishes so there is the explanation for the my last 2 wishes.)