To the gents - Whats your fee if roles were reversed

Just what exactly are you trying to imply....no service to BBW, but im pretty.......so that does that mean I have to bring you two economy size bag of pork skins.......geez.....

Okay I'll bring that cat some food......will you see me now....purty please!

Call me! Originally Posted by boardman

Just what exactly are you trying to imply....no service to BBW, but im pretty.......so that does that mean I have to bring you two economy size bag of pork skins.......geez.....

Okay I'll bring that cat some food......will you see me now....purty please! Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Cats don't eat cat food! That shit's for dogs.
Now, are those pork skins regular or hot?

Update!!!!!

Lisa - I save my Best BFE for you - You know that baby.... You are my favorite BFE, Moustashe rider, I got yer bait and switch....

Starr - I save my Best BFE for you - You know that baby.... You are my favorite BFE, Moustashe rider, I got yer bait and switch....

Snow - I save my Best BFE for you - You know that baby.... You are my favorite BFE, Moustashe rider, I got yer bait and switch....


OOps, did I post that and not PM it???

Oh Damn!

Ok Im a newbie at this so i have some questions before i wanna book an appointment i hope this is ok?

msog?

are you freaky?

what are your measurements?

cim?

do you upsale?

are the pictures REALLY you? if so prove it pls!!!

do you do short notice appointments?

does my size matter to you?

outcalls or just incalls?

do you work alone...im not gonna run into a pimp am i?

BBFS?

and lastly but not to be left out, im alittle short like by 20 IS THAT OK?

Im sorry i have sooo many questions i just
want this to be the perfect visit....and wanna
make sure im donation is going to what i
want. i know what your ad says but i just
wanna make sure thats why im asking.



LMAO....ladies pls add to the list and dont be shy

Guys....see what we gooo through and you
wonder why we can SOMETIMES be
Bitches Originally Posted by babydollsnow

Let's see if I can answer all these lol

Yes

Yes


6 1/2 length, 5" girth

Yes

No

Yes,Yes

Yes after 4pm

Yes

Both

Yes,No

NO

Yes

Ok I think I got them all. Let me know what you thing. Oh and ladies race is not an issue however please no one under 21 or over 50

Let's see if I can answer all these lol

Yes

Yes


6 1/2 length, 5" girth

Yes

No

Yes,Yes

Yes after 4pm

Yes

Both

Yes,No

NO

Yes

Ok I think I got them all. Let me know what you thing. Oh and ladies race is not an issue however please no one under 21 or over 50 Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

What time do you take appts? I need to see you NOW! Like RIGHT NOW!

Uhh yes to everything on there.
But ladies I don't offer Greek or strap on play..........

Update!!!!!

Lisa - I save my Best BFE for you - You know that baby.... You are my favorite BFE, Moustashe rider, I got yer bait and switch....

Starr - I save my Best BFE for you - You know that baby.... You are my favorite BFE, Moustashe rider, I got yer bait and switch....

Snow - I save my Best BFE for you - You know that baby.... You are my favorite BFE, Moustashe rider, I got yer bait and switch....


OOps, did I post that and not PM it???

Oh Damn!

Originally Posted by PurplePussyEater

who gave you the providers handbook of how to respond.....just sooo you know we want that back!!!

Well sharing is caring! I get first dibs ladies! Lmao

Update!!!!!

Lisa - I save my Best BFE for you - You know that baby.... You are my favorite BFE, Moustashe rider, I got yer bait and switch....

Starr - I save my Best BFE for you - You know that baby.... You are my favorite BFE, Moustashe rider, I got yer bait and switch....

Snow - I save my Best BFE for you - You know that baby.... You are my favorite BFE, Moustashe rider, I got yer bait and switch....


OOps, did I post that and not PM it???

Oh Damn!




What is this no 50 and over, Are you saying my mom cant come........dude you suck!!!

Originally Posted by PurplePussyEater

Let's see if I can answer all these lol

Yes

Yes


6 1/2 length, 5" girth

Yes

No

Yes,Yes

Yes after 4pm

Yes

Both

Yes,No

NO

Yes

Ok I think I got them all. Let me know what you thing. Oh and ladies race is not an issue however please no one under 21 or over 50 Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

I'll just put this in my ad for the ladies...

"As long as I have a face....you always have a place to sit!"

Now if I end up without a face..y'all are fucked!" Originally Posted by IceCreamMan

ICM that is TFF

Im a Hot pork skins woman myself, but hey its whatever you want......does this get me a session with you now..........pleaseeeeee. I'll put in a good word for you...hint hint

Cats don't eat cat food! That shit's for dogs.
Now, are those pork skins regular or hot? Originally Posted by boardman

@EccieAddict More importantly if I can pop in the first ten minutes,can I have two more in that hour???
Will you talk extra dirty to me?
Can I get a special if I bring Lisa and BDS along to watch???

Since I get asked this all the time if CIM is on the menu,are you NSNQ otherwise its a dealbreaker

What time do you take appts? I need to see you NOW! Like RIGHT NOW! Originally Posted by TexasStarr

I can start seeing people at 5 Starr

@Lisa ill give some of my Louisiana Cracklins I bet those will get you in! You know how much they like gifts,you gotta go all out girlie!!!

Well sharing is caring! I get first dibs ladies! Lmao Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Damm lisa.lisa, no fair..

Havent you ever heard the phrase "Double the Fun Double the porkskins and beer"?

@EccieAddict More importantly if I can pop in the first ten minutes,can I have two more in that hour???
Will you talk extra dirty to me?
Can I get a special if I bring Lisa and BDS along to watch???

Since I get asked this all the time if CIM is on the menu,are you NSNQ otherwise its a dealbreaker Originally Posted by caramelqtee mila

Mila the answer is hell yes to every one of your questions and it's not a dealbreaker at all.