Wedding band??

snowman123's Avatar
Mine has been on so long it would have to be cut off!
GP's Avatar
  • GP
  • 11-15-2013, 07:45 PM
Could you make a ring out of bacon?

aj, you should try center cut bacon or even better Real Canadian peameal bacon!
Carlos Danger's Avatar
I left my ring on a greek island, and found it on a stool.

pyramider's Avatar
Looks like you also found your house key.
GP's Avatar
  • GP
  • 11-16-2013, 06:43 AM
Irritable bowel syndrome?

That's a funny looking wedding band.
Could you make a ring out of bacon?

aj, you should try center cut bacon or even better Real Canadian peameal bacon! Originally Posted by GP
yes i have made rings outa bacon..it can be done...where can i get some real
canadian peameal bacon around here? Or do i have to go to a specialty store or order on line?

this morning im having maple flavored bacon.. crispy.. with green papaya tea..
Lexxxy's Avatar
I'm confused that looks like a key were you referring to your rectal prolapse ring?
GP's Avatar
  • GP
  • 11-16-2013, 08:57 AM
AJ, I know you can buy Real Canadian bacon at federal meats. They are in the Buffalo area, but I do not know if you have any in Rochester. they will slice it for you as thick or thin as you want.
Tiger's Avatar
  • Tiger
  • 11-16-2013, 09:25 AM
pineappleguy's Avatar
If you take it off, you're not fooling anyone. If it is snug enough to stay on it is probably leaving a visible impression on your finger. Also, finding someplace safe to put it and remembering to put it back on only adds to the risk.
Frankie Fine's Avatar
If you take it off, you're not fooling anyone. If it is snug enough to stay on it is probably leaving a visible impression on your finger. Also, finding someplace safe to put it and remembering to put it back on only adds to the risk. Originally Posted by pineappleguy
I despise it when gents take it off to try and make me think they are single ughhh:/

Doesn't affect how I treat a client... Wait it kinda helps me to understand who needs more caution when replying to texts.

Some gents take it off for their own reasons, and admit it, that's different. I believe it's good to let a pro know you're attached, or atleast let her know your boundaries as far as communication, and vice versa.
Bancroft1957's Avatar
When I started going to strip clubs, and the first few SP's, I always took it off...now it really does not seem to matter. The overriding factor is if the young lady starts to ask about my SO, and family....it puts a damper on the time.
Carlos Danger's Avatar
I'd rather not think abot those people at the moment...
HlavinKitheri's Avatar
I always keep it on, and never so much as heard of a provider who minded that. Dancers are another story: I have had a couple very inexperienced ones say something like "where's your wife?" I think the sight of it makes those ones think about their own off-duty man, his trustworthiness.