What are your favorite

I needed a good laugh this AM. Jinny I love you, you are a babe! Was out riding my black horse thru the neighborhood last night, yes I was carrying my lighted head. Scared the shit out of everybody, and people passing by in their cars. This year nobody shot at me which was good.

no mention of MATURE fucknuts. Originally Posted by bambino

There were only so much space to type in, I ran outta room dickcheese

Please direct your complaint to Pistolero so he can additional space

Speaking of Pistolero, I wonder if he voted?

Of course I voted. How else would I have more than taint?

There were only so much space to type in, I ran outta room dickcheese

Please direct your complaint to Pistolero so he can additional space Originally Posted by amishgangster

What's he know about such things? He's an amateur weatherman who likes to drive real fast. Even faster than Chesty. Them Texas boys are wild men.

You left out word games Originally Posted by BSer

I love those damn games!!

I also like rainbows and flowers.

I love those damn games!!

I also like rainbows and flowers. Originally Posted by PollyAmory

You mean like a butt flower?

You mean like a butt flower? Originally Posted by amishgangster

Huh?
What does that even mean?

butt flower - noun
Symmetrical skid mark left by a wet fart. Not to be confused with shart.
Ex "That fart left a buttflower and it wouldn't wash outta my shorts so I had to burn them."

TMI

i voted number 1. Turning over a new leaf. No more buffoonery here.

I will, however, forward these results to you know where. they can't ban me hehehe

PS

lmao @ butt flower