PRICELESS MOMENTS......

When I first started, one time I had a guy call me for an outcall to his house in the evenng. I get there, knock on the front door and a woman answered it. She looked at me strangely as I asked if the guy was there who had called me. She said, "I'm his mother, it's too late for him to have visitors." I said okay and turned around and started walking back to my car. I hear someone "Pssssst" me from the corner of the house. It was the guy, he said, "Come here and I'll help you in the window, this is my room, we just have to be really quiet." I was so weirded out I hustled back to my car and took off. LOL.

Many great stories in this thread. But I think this one moves into first place.

I saw a provider, and there wasn't any Drama...
What a great day, was had by all. Originally Posted by Helicopter206

I bet she wasn't from Denver then.

When I first started, one time I had a guy call me for an outcall to his house in the evenng. I get there, knock on the front door and a woman answered it. She looked at me strangely as I asked if the guy was there who had called me. She said, "I'm his mother, it's too late for him to have visitors." I said okay and turned around and started walking back to my car. I hear someone "Pssssst" me from the corner of the house. It was the guy, he said, "Come here and I'll help you in the window, this is my room, we just have to be really quiet." I was so weirded out I hustled back to my car and took off. LOL. Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

Now that is hilarious girl...

I worked at night and got off in the wee hours of the morning. One morning about 5 AM I picked up a SW on Independence Avenue. ..... The funny thing is that this happened to me twice with two different women. The second one got very frightened when she saw that I had driven to a park on 291 at the Missouri River bridge.

,,,,,,,,,,,,, Do I deserve a halo? Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

No! You scared the hell out of that girl.
Why?
Highway 291 and the Missouri River has LaBenite Park. In the early to mid 70's this Park still had a boat ramp with a drive down road right to the water. Many girls were found floating in the river down stream from the park. The police even watched the park to see if they could catch someone dumping bodies in the water at the boat ramp. Almost all of the murdered girls were picked up on Independence Avenue. The Kansas City Star was full of stories about the problem.

It was during this period that I lost my first wife to breast cancer. With children to raise as a single father I was not ready for dating and looking for a new wife; to soon after loosing my wife. Being a young man with masculine needs, I became good friends with several of the girls from the old Plaza Escorts. This was before Dennis acquired the agency. All of the girls were very frightened. One of my favorites told me she was leaving the hobby after a friend of hers was found in a car trunk. She asked if she could give my phone number to a girlfriend.

Now for my weird happening.
In 1976 I had a business meeting in New Orleans right before Mardi Gras. I expected to come home without seeing any of the Mardi Gras activities. When I called home the grandparents had the kids and told me they would like to take them on a trip for a couple of days. I said sure, I would stay in New Orleans and see the sites for a couple of days. When I went to the front desk, a first class hotel in the French Quarter, they told me that I couldn't keep the room because they were sold out, all of the hotels were sold out. They could give me a tiny room that they wouldn't normally rent. It was a sleeping room for the staff and it was more than tiny, but still the price of a regular room. They would rent it to me because I had been a part of the business group, and of course I was a special guy. There was a bathroom with shower, and a single bed you could barely walk around.

Well, to make a long story short I was having a drink and listening to jazz in the quarter when I happened to meet two college girls who had come down for the party on pocket change. Well, one thing lead to another and they both wanted to come back to my room for a shower. I said fine. They then said I could have sex with each of them for $10 each in spending money. (Remember the year was 1976 when $10 was worth a lot more then the $10 today. I got gasoline in 1976 in a central Missouri Gas was for $0.20 per gallon.)

I said sure that would be fun, and the three of us went to my room. I had finished with girl #1 and was half way through girl #2 when there was a loud knock on the door with a guy yelling SECURITY. Through the door he said that there was not suppose to be anyone in that room. I told him they had rented it to me and to check at the front desk. I would be right down to the desk in about 5 minutes or less. I dressed and left while the girls stayed in the room. When I got back they were still a little upset about having a knock on the door. There were college girls, and they were not into the hobby. I took them to Brennan's for both dinner and breakfast. It was my first double encounter.

JR

As a client was cumming is eyes crossed just like this ....

I worked at night and got off in the wee hours of the morning. One morning about 5 AM I picked up a SW on Independence Avenue. As we were looking for a place to park she bent down and started a BBBJ while I was driving. I realized a couple minutes later she had fallen asleep with my cock in her mouth. I gently moved her to one side to give her breathing room and kept driving. I tried to talk to her and nudge her a little bit but I ended up driving for 45 minutes like this. The funny thing is that this happened to me twice with two different women. The second one got very frightened when she saw that I had driven to a park on 291 at the Missouri River bridge. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

Bro that has to be at least 15 miles from the ave. No wonder she was shitting her pants LOL, then the fact they were finding hookers floating in the river for years LOL.

This happened to a friend who is no longer active and I've had some adventures for sure but his incident is priceless imo..

He was in Tulsa several years ago and was hooking up with a provider...he had lit a candle and put it on the nightstand..as they were tearing their clothes off his shirt gets tossed on the candle...catches fire and as they are rolling around on the bed the sprinklers in the room activate...fire alarm goes off..etc..

This happened to a friend who is no longer active and I've had some adventures for sure but his incident is priceless imo..

He was in Tulsa several years ago and was hooking up with a provider...he had lit a candle and put it on the nightstand..as they were tearing their clothes off his shirt gets tossed on the candle...catches fire and as they are rolling around on the bed the sprinklers in the room activate...fire alarm goes off..etc.. Originally Posted by malwoody

Kind of shows how long I was driving around aimlessly. To finish the story, I took her back to Benton Ave. Her "pimp" was angry as hell. I tossed her a $20 though she had not done her job. I knew one of those young ladies that you are referring to. She went missing two days after I saw her. I told what I knew to the police.

This is a downer but these killings seem to happen everywhere women work the streets. Good reason for legalization. Protection.

As a client was cumming is eyes crossed just like this .... Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

That's pretty common MOCHA after seeing your melons..

In hindsight this was funny, at the time it hurt! I was with a provider at her home and she told me to get comfortable in the living room while she put on something sexy in her bedroom. As I was sitting in a slumped position on the couch, her new little kitten jumped out from under the couch and grabbed both the boys with its little needle like claws! Fortunately, the beast released when I lept to my feet. I saw the little bugger run back under the couch. Needless to say, I asked the girl if we could play in the bedroom with the door closed. She was so sorry and took extra care to make everything all better. ;-)

In hindsight this was funny, at the time it hurt! I was with a provider at her home and she told me to get comfortable in the living room while she put on something sexy in her bedroom. As I was sitting in a slumped position on the couch, her new little kitten jumped out from under the couch and grabbed both the boys with its little needle like claws! Fortunately, the beast released when I lept to my feet. I saw the little bugger run back under the couch. Needless to say, I asked the girl if we could play in the bedroom with the door closed. She was so sorry and took extra care to make everything all better. ;-) Originally Posted by kcpumper

There was a book published about that “Cats Revenge By Clawed Balls”

That's pretty common MOCHA after seeing your melons.. Originally Posted by Modda

Haha you'd think lol but no.....it was pretty funny I'd honestly never seen that happen before lmao.

Funny thing happened today, I received a call from a new client who was on his way over and told him to call when he got closer so I could tell him where to turn in at, I got up, showered, and went to call me neighbor who rings the door bell to let her know I was going to be taking a nap and noticed all my contacts in my phone had been erased in the middle of the night. I started freaking out so I got ready and then sat down to my laptop to hook my phone up to restore it. It happen to shut down and I looked at the clock thinking oh shit he's going to be calling very soon. I started freaking out as my phone wasn't coming back on and his number was on my phone. I went to go send him an e-mail to let him know where I was and how to get here as my phone was updating and before I hit send my phone turned back on and he called.. When I answered I said did you call about 3 mins ago and he said yes, I pulled over in a parking lot hoping you'd call back, I let out a huge sigh and told him what happened and was glad he didn't turn around and make the 2 hour drive home.. I would have felt so bad it my phone didn't turn back on when it did..