So, I have this fantasy

Its better than routing for the hogs! Originally Posted by cckid2006

rout

1.to root: pigs routing in the garden.
2.to poke, search, or rummage.

verb (used with object) 3.to turn over or dig up (something) with the snout.

We actually did something like this a couple of times years ago inn Houston and it was a lot of fun! One of the members would have a cookout or whatever, he had an enclosed hottub in his backyard, and we would just party and throw a bunch of cash in for the ladies to do with it what they pleased.

It was kind of like a big swingers party, but you didn't come with a date...as long as you have a pretty even number of each male/female, and everyone put their big boy pants on (no one took offense if someone was not anothers "type"), it was a blast!

We never had any problems, count me in, but I cant host until Dec.!!

Finn

rout

1.to root: pigs routing in the garden.
2.to poke, search, or rummage.

verb (used with object) 3.to turn over or dig up (something) with the snout. Originally Posted by saustin

rout1
n
1. an overwhelming defeat
2. a disorderly retreat
3. a noisy rabble
4. (Law) Law a group of three or more people proceeding to commit an illegal act
5. Archaic a large party or social gathering
vb
(tr) to defeat and cause to flee in confusion
[from Anglo-Norman rute, from Old French: disorderly band, from Latin ruptus broken, from rumpere to burst; see route]
rout2
vb
1. to dig over or turn up (something), esp (of an animal) with the snout; root
2. (tr; usually foll by out or up) to get or find by searching
3. (tr; usually foll by out) to force or drive out they routed him out of bed at midnight
4. (tr; often foll by out) to hollow or gouge out
5. (intr) to search, poke, or rummage

Sofa teach me how to get invited into Jenn bed please lol, I know how to get into Rossi bed lol.

Sofa teach me how to get invited into Jenn bed please lol, I know how to get into Rossi bed lol. Originally Posted by luvsblonds

It ain't rocket science, babe. Welcome to the hobby.

Four providers walked into a hotel bar. Spoiler alert...there was some Gipsy discussion of an open invitation and a king size bed. Enough room for a sofa, a guy that loves blondes and maybe a few more! Who knows?

Seriously though, the little wheels are a spinning in mind on how to make this line up thing work.

Stay tuned!

Yeah, it's Rocket Surgery. Heh!

And speaking of bottle rocketry,

...Let them play Spin the Dildo... Originally Posted by Loxly

Spin the Dildo? I didn't sign up for that shit..

...and why you gotta' call me dildo? =)

There are so many ways this fantasy could go.. so many delicious, illitimitable possibilities....

But it's probably best for me to abstain from adding my warped and twisted pearls into the suggestion box because this thing would undoubtedly end up
*way* out past where the busses run.

Besides, it would just be way too tawdry for you gals, I'm afraid.

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*chuckles*

She welcoming me to the hobby roflmao, ok thanks babe!!!!
Ohh and I may luv-blonds but I will never turn away from my Scarlett.
This 09 vintage is calling, staying tuned in for the gypsy to reveal all

I meant to say tipsy! See, and I am not even partaking of any alcohol!

The reveal- not very sexy. Not really. Not for me at least. I dunno what happend @ Jenns place?

I ended up at another provider's place and she slept on the sofa. There was this warm thing licking my feet, but it was the cat.

That is all. Sad little life I have. I didn't wake up with a Tiger in Mt bathroom or my face tattooed. Boo.

Oh, what happened at my place wasn't that great either. There's only so much one can do to battle whisky dick, ya know. But I did discover my limit on how many "oh man, I'm almost there...totally about to...wait for it" I can take until I realize that it ain't gonna happen. I think he got to seven. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me six times, yadda yadda.

As far as gypsies go, I'm heading to my fourth location in five days. I think I'll hail a cab to the SW corners I'm always reading about and bait and switch one of you studs into a ride north. Sounds like the safest, most efficient option.

Four hookers walk into a bar....

I had a fucking blast with y'all. I've not laughed that hard and for that long in a very long time. I think we need to have more impromptu get-togethers. Trying to plan a girls' night out never works out very well. Should be more of a "hey, let's meet for drinks - I'll bring Scarlett!"