Ladies, Whats your weirdest client request/ fetish request?

I'm not a lady but recently, a female friend of mine has been wanting to hear me "hook up" with a girl while she's listening on the phone. Needless to say, the quest continues.. lol

Lol desperado!!
Why havent you made this happen yet??

For some reason...i like hearing guys jack off/cum while on the phone...
Its something about hearing them sound like theyve got punched in the throat when they cum...that turns me on lol
(Lol idk how else to describe "that" very moment...thats what it sounds like to me.
Nothing about violence n punching in throats...turn me on )

Nena- you are way kinky. More than I ever thought possible from a gorgeous woman such as yourself.

Lol desperado!!
Why havent you made this happen yet??

For some reason...i like hearing guys jack off/cum while on the phone...
Its something about hearing them sound like theyve got punched in the throat when they cum...that turns me on lol
(Lol idk how else to describe "that" very moment...thats what it sounds like to me.
Nothing about violence n punching in throats...turn me on ) Originally Posted by MsPrittiKitti

*** checks for your number in my phone....

I agree Nena! I love the sound guys make when they cum.. makes me feel like it really was that good! Some guys are quiet cummers though.

I agree Nena! I love the sound guys make when they cum.. makes me feel like it really was that good! Some guys are quiet cummers though. Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn

Some ladies a very quiet also,personally I prefer if they're screamers......

Actually I'm kinda pissed at Candi, "we" were never to discuss our Cheney role play.

Just kidding, I have never had her pleasure.

A long time ago on another board playland in a.distant galaxy far, far away, I asked simple question of our providers - "What would or could you do with a rubber sheet, Wesson oil, and a jar of creamy peanut butter?"

I received a whole bunch of comments but no actual replies to the question.

It may be that some of the ladies I have seen consider most everything 'normal', as wben I ask what is the kinkiest things you've done, the majority have replied nothing really.

Yet if asked if 'she' had ever had group sex, I've heard yes, blown off guys under the stadium seats, yes, given head or fucked in a moving vehicle with other people in said vehicle, the answer was yes to some or sometimes all of the above.

When asked if 'she' didn't think any of the above was kinky, the answer has always been 'I've never thought of it as kinky.' So I suppose weird, strange, or kinky lies within the definition of the beholder.

Something about dogglegg and peanut butter.

When asked if 'she' didn't think any of the above was kinky, the answer has always been 'I've never thought of it as kinky.' So I suppose weird, strange, or kinky lies within the definition of the beholder.

Something about dogglegg and peanut butter. Originally Posted by Doglegg

Very true! unless you are "Dick" Cheney lol!

Great thread!

I have had the golden shower guys...the most interesting was my great grandma's doctor also a VERY well respected doctor in Amarillo. He liked to drink it right out of me.

I have also had the cross dressing guys. One was in full attire when I would show up (he was a Pamela Anderson fan lol) another that liked me to get him ready. Hair, nails, make-up, clothes the whole nine. He was actually a news anchor in Amarillo.

Of course Dogg, me and peanut butter funny thing about that...my sister knows what I do. She called me after my date with Dogg.

Her: What are you doing?
Me: About to go wash peanut butter off my tits.
Her: Jesus call me later.
Then she hung up LMAO

My ex and I did the swinger thing.

I agree with Dogg though kinky is a broad spectrum and lies with the beholder.

Candi your bug story takes the whole damn cake though. That is awesome! LOL

I have absolutely ZERO shock value after being in the hobby 6+ years. Nothing is weird or taboo to me anymore lol

I agree with the guys Nena I was talking yesterday (good of course you know you are my hands down FAVORITE) about how much of a freak you are lol. It's awesome!

Of course Dogg, me and peanut butter funny thing about that...my sister knows what I do. She called me after my date with Dogg.

Her: What are you doing?
Me: About to go wash peanut butter off my tits.
Her: Jesus call me later.
Then she hung up LMAO
Originally Posted by thatgirlbailey

Who said only "ugly hoes" can be freaks? Jk @ doc
Ive got a lot of odd sexual desires....

Interesting observation @ Dogg
Ive done all that youve mentioned, and considered none of it "kinky" as well.

I love cross dressers! Omg...i love TS even more!!
I had to watch myself, i was starting to fall for a TS.

That's pretty badass, Candi. It's not everyone who can say they role played with Dick Cheney! Originally Posted by PDid

Oh thank God. I thought for a second Candi was outing me.....


Wait a minute.......

[/QUOTE]Me: About to go wash peanut butter off my tits. ![/QUOTE]

Sorry Bailey, if I could have licked the peanut butter smell off of you, I would have. I guess my tongue can't do everything.

Next we should try peaches and bananas, a fruit cocktail you might say.

Lol desperado!!
Why havent you made this happen yet??

For some reason...i like hearing guys jack off/cum while on the phone... Originally Posted by MsPrittiKitti

That reminds me, I need to give you a call.....

Lol desperado!!
Why havent you made this happen yet??

For some reason...i like hearing guys jack off/cum while on the phone... Originally Posted by MsPrittiKitti

It was a very recent request, so I've been trying to find someone who would be willing to partake lol..

How much would the donation be to call you and bang one out over the phone??