3 Categoris of Oral Providers - Which one are you???

jamiejo's Avatar
Only the category threesare gonna respond...of course so here is mine.
I LUUUUUVVV IT!!! And ny reviews will ALL back it up.
berkleigh's Avatar
Hands down, I am a Category #3!!!
I'm a 1. Fcuking hate that shit. Dicks are gross. Ewww!
netman's Avatar
Hands down, I am a Category #3!!! Originally Posted by berkleigh
Will you marry me?

berkleigh's Avatar
Will you marry me?

Originally Posted by netman

LMFAO!!!

We've talked about this before . . .
But I am fresh out of a wasted year's relationship with a Hobbyist who failed as a Man to handle his business with me.

If you feel you can bring more to my table than drama and bullshit, by all means challenge accepted.

Otherwise, No. lol




KeepinItReal's Avatar
I'm a 1. Fcuking hate that shit. Dicks are gross. Ewww! Originally Posted by thathottnurse
I'm sorry, but I call total BULLSHIT
Originally Posted by slowmover vnurse......Category 3


PS I was not compensated for this endorsement.

PPS I have recently received approval to be a non-partisan rating agency in the United States and it's territories. I even have official looking credentials.



i strongly second that motion!!! Originally Posted by Tony Patella

You guys are awesome!

Of course, IF I DID ever "do" that...(ew, gross)...I probably WOULD be good at it! LOL!
I know 3 real #3s. A slew of #2s. 1s.... No thanks. 3s are rare...
syeira pink's Avatar
<------------------- #3.. in the truck driving down the road in morning traffic......I loved it-he loved and hell even the folks in front and beside us loved it...( of course the window was open only half way thou )..........Football game? That's when I realized I loved it....next thing I knew it was half time.........

I was once told...........if you are going to suck a dick suck it like you love it.....and well I do!!
Damn..now THAT'S the answer I was looking for...PM sent..




<------------------- #3.. in the truck driving down the road in morning traffic......I loved it-he loved and hell even the folks in front and beside us loved it...( of course the window was open only half way thou )..........Football game? That's when I realized I loved it....next thing I knew it was half time.........



I was once told...........if you are going to suck a dick suck it like you love it.....and well I do!!
Originally Posted by syeira pink
#3 here......
Lucas McCain's Avatar
LMFAO!!!

We've talked about this before . . .
But I am fresh out of a wasted year's relationship with a Hobbyist who failed as a Man to handle his business with me.

Originally Posted by berkleigh
Smart, lady. You seem so humble. I'm sure it was all his fault, LMFAO....I'm sure whatever Dude would say the same about you....You're funny, but I really get a kick out of your delusions of grandeur.....Old but acts like a youngster.
I'm sorry, but I call total BULLSHIT Originally Posted by KeepinItReal
*thn giggles with one hand over her mouth like a little anime chick*
NearHauteRed's Avatar
Wanting honest answers is great, but no provider in their right mind would publicly say they are in the first or even the second category, unless they are not wanting any business or they are joking around. The real question should be to the guys: Of all the providers you have seen and you had to label them in the three categories, who would fall where?
Most are two but fake 3... 3s are rare like unicorns. We need a 2.5 rating for many providers or a 4th to seperate the ones that must swallow. I know of two must swallow ladies... One even replied to this thread.