You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

Do you have hoedar?

you know you are a hobbyist when you are in a shopping mall or restaurant and estimate what the hourly rates would be for all the women you see. (and if you would pay it or not)

I have hoedar and trickdar (no I don't normally call my clients/dates a trick but for lack of better words here lol). I've done "yeah he pays" more than a few times looking at random guys. lol

Ya when I'm out and about I look around at the randomness of guys out there and think of the girls that see most random guys that have a couple hundies. I'm like damn, how do these girls do it. LOL

When you're still posting on this site when you haven't had any reviews since 2010!

I hate the phrase "hobbiest", makes me think I'm into model trains! But,for the purpose of Lindsey's thread:
-when you touch your galaxy phone to another to share something and the other phone blushes,melts or explodes.

-when the auto correct on your iPad has learned words like queef

-when you can hide shit that James Bond couldn't find,then forget where you put it!

When, while traveling for work, you sit in the hotel bar and play "Which One Is The Hooker?" Originally Posted by FrankieP

I do that... And I am pretty good at it, also I sit near the front desk and watch all the providers running late in a hurry checking in with cash. Does anybody think that the hotel front desk people DONT know what is up??

When you leave out a different door than you came in to avoid walking by the front desk 2 times in 30 minutes or an hour.

Do you have hoedar? Originally Posted by royamcr

I don't have a very good one...but I try...

I have hoedar and trickdar (no I don't normally call my clients/dates a trick but for lack of better words here lol). Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

But I do have a better trickdar though.

Providers are a little different than strippers (sometimes) but here's what I notice for strippers.

A) tattoos
B) piercings
C) toned shoulders
D) toned back
E) stripper hair (two-tone hair, or shaved side)
F) bruised legs

That's only six things. Most girls can have a few and not be strippers, but if you have all six then the odds are good that you're a stripper. If you're wearing stripper shoes and have a pierced belly button in a picture taken against a hotel room door then I know you do both jobs, lol.

EDIT: New strippers tend to stay close to the pole like it is a home base or a safety blanket. They grab tips then go straight back to the pole. New strippers will dip their hips for no reason. Experienced strippers won't put that extra stress on their knees. Strippers that have tap/dance/ballet backgrounds point their toes; strippers that were cheerleaders don't point their toes (leg looks like an 'L').

You know your a provider when points rack up and you get a free hotel room.

You know your a hobbiest when you see a drop dead gorgeous woman and think to yourself, humm wonder what she changes.

You know your a hobbiest when you see a drop dead gorgeous woman and think to yourself, humm wonder what she changes. Originally Posted by OLindsay

I also wonder what she charges, too.

I also wonder what she charges, too. Originally Posted by RoamingTheMidwest

Damn phone.. lol

you know you're a hobbyist when-

Out of the corner of your eye you catch a glimpse of a hot babe walking by in some random public place and low and behold when you turn and look at her.... its a provider you've seen several times. You make eye contact...she knows...you know... her eyes twinkle...you briefly connect and she walks away as if she's never seen you before WOW! now that's a turn-on! I love women!