If you really, really want to meet a provider that's hot and new....

Sami, I thought all guys have large packages BCD when donation is placed in plain site?

SL, another great thread, should be a sticky! Originally Posted by BigBaldBlk

Well this certainly explains alot... No wonder I haven't gotten any reply's to my PM's titled "Want to play the banana in the tailpipe game"!!!!

Thanks SL, I will try your learned approach!


HB Originally Posted by happybanana

If you really, really want to meet a provider that's hot and new.... there are a few things that you should know and do.

In the last year I have helped out a few ladies with their accounts. One super hot young thing comes to mind. It was unreal how many PM'S she received in a day. 80% of them were a waste of time. I also realized how many lurkers are here on ECCIE. 60-70% had ZERO reviews. Countless PM'S saying I want to meet you and your hot. Geeeez! This young lady was getting 100-150 per day.

When I contact a new provider my PM states that I have 200+ reviews and they can contact any of the reviewed providers they wish. I also mention that I am on P411. I let them know I want an hour appointment and give them my phone number and email address. I also describe myself. And give her my availability which is pretty much any time LOL Just imagine my success rate?

Some words of advise... if you have ZERO reviews you better be on P411 and have 2-3 references up front. If not your just wasting your time and looking to not get a response or a copy and paste response requesting the references.

Also realize when a provider is new and hot or flavor of the month she is getting acclimated to the site and doing the best she can to respond but it can be overwhelming. She certainly doesn't have time to be a pen pal.

SL Sample Communication via PM:

Hello,

I have over 200 reviews. You are welcome to check with any of the wonderful young ladies you wish. I am also a P411 member. My schedule is wide open and I only schedule hour appointments.

I'm 51, 268 lbs, 6'2", White, Full head of hair, if I was a secret agent my number would be 008.5, I have a great sense of humor, love having fun and always a gentleman.

You can PM, email or call or text me to schedule. Please forward your rate(s) and menu.

stilllookingmanwhore@yahoo.com (Not my real email LOL)

(512) MAN-WHOR (Not my real number LOL)

Hope to hear from you soon.

SL

These are a waste of time!

1) Your really hot!

2) Love to meet you.

3) Are you available tonight?

4) I know Still Looking. When can I see you?

5) Do you like wine?

6) How much?

7) Hey what's up?

8) How do I get a session with you?

9) Do you care if I'm ugly?

10) Can we meet first to have a drink?

11) Do you like kissing?

12) So what do you do?

13) How big is your kitty?

14) Can you send me face pictures?

15) Can I shower before and after off the clock? I don't know your rates but are they negotiable? (This ones my favorite!)



Guys I hope this has been helpful. Ladies feel free to post some of the funny and crazy communications you get from the guys. Originally Posted by Still Looking

I could just fuck you,SL for this helpful and genius thread...

And all the pm's listed are not serious 99.999 percent of the time Originally Posted by Eva Damita

It's happened before! LOL Thank You!

SL, another great thread, should be a sticky! Originally Posted by BigBaldBlk

EA, from my personal exxperiece with you I can verify you are large and in charge. Plus you ruined two ladies I was supposed to have sessions with. Originally Posted by notanewbie

Thanks SL, but I prefer them old, jaded, and "rode hard and put up wet." Originally Posted by emptywallet

I see nothings changed!