Since you love playing GOTCHA ...
It's "backpedal" GOTCHA!
It's "psychopath" GOTCHA!
It's "you're" GOTCHA!
Last time I looked, YOU came in here looking for trouble.
A smart man is very careful about accusations and threats, fat married white stupid man.
And please leave your poor wife out of this. She's probably still trying to figure out how you got lipstick stains on that half-eaten box of jalapeņo pierogies you brought home the other night!
LMAO!