Colder than a witch's titty

Old, old saying because it's actually witch's teat. Teats, dugs. Old timey words for boobs make me laugh in a way that "boobs" will make future generations giggle. The internet says that it has something to with courts and accusers searching for the witch's mark, which was often on the boob. So the accused had to pull their tits out for getting checked and that made them cold? I'm more interested in the idea of getting marked by the devil by having him suckle on your tit. With some of the men I've been with, I'm about to start checking myself for marks! (I mean this in the hottest way possible, actually.) But, you know, it's fucking cold out!

THAT being said, witches are slutty. Historically speaking, sexually liberated women were often the first to be accused of witchcraft. I vividly remember catching the imagery when I read Macbeth and the three witches were talking about draining men dry as hay. Rarr! Sort of like the first time I read Songs of Solomon after being told it was dirty and thinking "oh...wow...I see." Honey. Milk. Antelopes. Oh. Ohhhh.

So yeah. Exhibitionism. Fucking the Devil. Group sex. Seduction powers. Sign me up for witch-hood, please. Witch-hunts aren't as violent these days, so I think I might be alright.

Hmm...the internet ate my post there for a minute. Start talking about witchcraft and things start to disappear...

Hmmm Devil Worship?? Now you got my interest!!!! Throw in some virgin human sacrifices and I'm in!

Hmmm Devil Worship?? Now you got my interest!!!! Throw in some virgin human sacrifices and I'm in! Originally Posted by Mr.Crowley

Careful what you wish for, Mr. Crowley -- the only virgins I've met in these parts are of the male variety.

Duly noted, although my avatar is a cock chasing deviant!

Why do people say that? No one can relate to it. Has anyone felt a witch's titty? Does your hand turn to ice? John says, "it's colder than a witch's titty!" And Steve says, "Now that's cold!" Has Steve had a lot of experience with naked witches?

And why is it only one titty? Is it traditionally the left or the right titty? Why isn't it, "it's colder than witches' titties"? Or do witches only have one titty? If witches are green, do their titties turn blue when it's cold?

I really need to google where that damn saying originated...

And I would've posted this in the Sandbox, but we ARE talking about titties, even though they may not be hobby-related titties. IJS. Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Wow I havent heard that term in a long time lol that made me smile, my dad and mom used to say it when I was younger durning the iowa winters ( which is cruel compared to here )and I always wondered the same thing lol to funny