Why Ladies wants Long Penis?

saw alyssa's avatar and totally forgot what the original topic was about or what i was going to say......<drooling> Originally Posted by Devon Derriere

Yes...that has happened to me more than once! Your avatar is nice, too!

Xoxo Originally Posted by LilMynx69

Awwww thank you ladies....!

My dick is my favorite in all the whole world. It is the only one I have or will ever have and I love it dearly. If I was so long I could not get it all in your sweet things I would just crawl off and die. Love that ball slapping on that pussy!

That's NOT TRUE SOme Ladies only like or can handle smaller size. My ex woman had a tilted overy or something up there she could not handle more than 6 inches ..She could handle and like anal... because of it..
My preference is thicker better than long....When a man is on my need list everyone knows I prefer women.
Yall men are so worried about the size of the dick and well a lot of women prefer pussy over dick and that aint no size or width envolved.. hmmmmmmmm SOMETHING TO PONDER..... and yes we have sex with out vibrators all the damn time

now im interested.....anal and oral sex all the time.....

the g spot is only about 2 inches in... Originally Posted by Devon Derriere

Mythical body parts that my 1.3" of dangling death do not touch.

Reasons I have heard from female friends why they can't stand men with short penises:

1. "Everytime I get close to cumming his dick pops out. Its fucking annoying."

2. "Getting on top becomes a scavenger hunt."

3. "Its too small and annoying to get to. I have to lift his damn stomach to get to it"

4. "That motherfucker misses the toilet seat all the time, he should just sit."

5. "He hit the wrong hole (bellybutton)"

6. "He tries to put his balls in the condom too to make it look bigger."


Reasons I have heard from female friends why they like short penises.

1. "Little to no wear and tear. I'm still tight as a virgin."

2. "Deep throat is easy.........I do have a gag reflex but he will never know it"

3. "Its kinda cute, its like an "outy" bellybutton. Or a doorstopper. Just real fun to play with"

4. "He at least has a nice car, and a good job gurl......the bulge in his pants I like is in his back pocket. I'm gonna make it rain on his dick honeychild......."

5. "He cums quick...all the nerves are in one central location......its like a clit."

6. "I don't like too much penetration anyway. Id rather be on bottom and that's one of the few ways he can get it in."

7. "His skinny jeans fit better."

Mine is best described like a concealed carry weapon......"small enough to pack anywhere, large enough to get your attention".

"...pack anywhere" = oral and greek

Reasons I have heard from female friends why they can't stand men with short penises:

1. "Everytime I get close to cumming his dick pops out. Its fucking annoying."

2. "Getting on top becomes a scavenger hunt."

3. "Its too small and annoying to get to. I have to lift his damn stomach to get to it"

4. "That motherfucker misses the toilet seat all the time, he should just sit."

5. "He hit the wrong hole (bellybutton)"

6. "He tries to put his balls in the condom too to make it look bigger."


Reasons I have heard from female friends why they like short penises.

1. "Little to no wear and tear. I'm still tight as a virgin."

2. "Deep throat is easy.........I do have a gag reflex but he will never know it"

3. "Its kinda cute, its like an "outy" bellybutton. Or a doorstopper. Just real fun to play with"

4. "He at least has a nice car, and a good job gurl......the bulge in his pants I like is in his back pocket. I'm gonna make it rain on his dick honeychild......."

5. "He cums quick...all the nerves are in one central location......its like a clit."

6. "I don't like too much penetration anyway. Id rather be on bottom and that's one of the few ways he can get it in."

7. "His skinny jeans fit better." Originally Posted by gimme_that

LMAO!!!!