86 yr. old man dies before engaging in three-way he won in contest

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A three way is a major fantasy of mine. Gonna happen way before I'm 86, though. Lol
I know some people that can help you with that, Teddy.
Teddy Ruxpin....ahh memories of the 80's!
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I was born in '85. Teddy Ruxpin scared and delighted me at the same time. Creepy/awesome bastard.
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Sucks that he choked on steak and didn't die in bed with naked women. Originally Posted by heidilynnla
That is how I want to go. I want to cum and go at the same time. lol
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Heidi--Teddy --me....wohoooooo game on!
And people wonder why some of us have age limits. A few years ago I had a no call no show from someone, was odd for him to do this. Then I get an email from his buddy a week later he died about 2 hours before our appt time, heart attack. He was 55. Men would get pissed at the age limit, but ya know, that scared me. What would I do with a dead body in my bed? Seriously... Originally Posted by chellachella
Chella there is a difference between old and worn out. I am 52 but workout 6 days a week. I am in better shape than most 25 or 30 year old guys. I have a 46 inch chest but only a 33 inch waist. I lift weights and do some crossfit. Would someone have a problem seeing and older guy that is still in shape?
Arverni's Avatar
Girls have age limits? John Bon Jovi (age 50) ... hardest hit!



EDIT: But then again ... most of your run-o-the-mill Louisiana studs ARE pretty fat and disgusting well before age 50.
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Samuel L. Jackson - "You mean to tell me, at age 63 I have to leave my muthafuckin' snake on the mothafuckin' plane?"

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Lenny Kravitz (49) - "I was making you girls some vegetarian delights to eat off my washboard stomach - but since I'm so old - I should probably go for my colonoscopy exam instead. American Woman - wontcha come see me? Sniff!"

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Brad Pitt (50) - "There's a fuckin' AGE limit? You fuckers! And Angelina just gave me my balls back ... SHIT DEAL! NOW I WANT TO KILL SOME NATSIES!!"

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Brad Pitt (50) - "There's a fuckin' AGE limit? You fuckers! And Angelina just gave me my balls back ... SHIT DEAL! NOW I WANT TO KILL SOME NATSIES!!"

Originally Posted by Arverni
I'm jealous of brad pitt!!