- bulletbelt
- 12-21-2013, 05:45 AM
Yes Sir, never take it up the ass without getting payed.
- happybanana
- 12-21-2013, 07:49 AM
And paid well... remember, it is usually a $100 up charge.
HB
HB
- Aphrodite
- 12-21-2013, 09:26 PM
*Lady like burp* Well, this is one filly who knows a way to a man's heart...okay, I know two sure ways to a man's heart.
Scarlett - DD and I discussed scheduling a threesome with you while we ate burgers and shared our fries. He loved it when I licked the ketchup from his fingers. Poor dear, took a bit of convincing that miracle whip couldn't double as a lube. He is such a lovable goof:-).
He has my vote
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Scarlett - DD and I discussed scheduling a threesome with you while we ate burgers and shared our fries. He loved it when I licked the ketchup from his fingers. Poor dear, took a bit of convincing that miracle whip couldn't double as a lube. He is such a lovable goof:-).
He has my vote
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- David.Douchehurst
- 12-21-2013, 10:10 PM
Ah tell ya, baklava-titties, Miracle Whip WILL work as lube. Ah done tried it. Jus' don't use it at home. Ya gots ta only use it atta no-tell motel, cuz tha stuff'll leave a durn funky smell in yer sheets. But atta Motel 6, ya don't really notice it so much. It blends right in.