Absent-Minded Hobbyist II

MC,

You need to expand your imagination if that is your worst fear.

What about the girl's ex con bf busting in in mid stroke and sticking a shiv in your kidney?

Or maybe you're in mish and suddenly the creature from Alien bursts out of her chest?

Some forgotten cash can be easily corrected, but if it's an outcall, that Alien scenario is gonna make cleaning the bedding a bitch.

Hey, if you do this long enough, all those scenarios are likely to happen to you sooner or later -- hopefully later. Originally Posted by Taskmaster

When you show up for a residential incall, and there is no response to your repeatedly ringing the doorbell and calling her on the phone, be thankful that it is only a NCNS.

She could be incapacitated with a medical emergency inside, and you will never forgive yourself by choosing to walk away instead of breaking down the door to save her.

Worse yet, she could have been fatally assaulted by her last client, and you have now become the prime suspect because of your fingerprint on her doorbell and the calling record of your phone. Originally Posted by jackfengshui

Remind me to buy some pepper spray


xo Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

how about her hmmmm getting a bloody nose and passing out on the hotel and youre there hmmm
what to do
heard that story last night from a hobbier I know happened recently.

oh and shes been reviewed her many times Originally Posted by bjwstw

Hey Frankie.... Go buy some pepper spray.



Originally Posted by Tiger

Well, that might help in many scenarios , but it isn't going to help with the Alien creature. Did you see the original movie? At the time, I remember that being one of the most suspenseful films I had ever seen. Originally Posted by Taskmaster

No I don't usually watch scary movies, I am a wus lol

I did see dark skies..the grey people yikes..very believable..is the sky falling ( teeth chatter) lol Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

I'm sure Tiger could attach a clip of the classic scene when the Alien creature bursts out of the guy's chest. Originally Posted by Taskmaster

I'm sure Tiger could attach a clip of the classic scene when the Alien creature bursts out of the guy's chest. Originally Posted by Taskmaster

Originally Posted by MC