Three "Big Dick" Comments - One Weekend

I mostly hear something about it as Greek is dicussed. I think it is usually an excuse for some, because I have had several non-pros take it without a problem.

Do others get there size used against them to avoid or limit Greek?

The stats I have read claim the "average male penis, when erect, is 6".

Get wood and a ruler and measure.

Then figure it out.

If you want to feel really really small, go see someone within 2 hours after TheGiftedOne has played with her.

Doubt you've hear that statement from her.

I had a provider, when faced with Mr.Happy, kind of giggle and ask, "Who are you going to satisy with THAT?"
I smiled and said, "Me!"

The other comment, lovingly said yet a lie nonetheless, is, "Oh, you're not that heavy." Yeah.

But at least they are trying to make the fantasy real.

Remember, everything women tell us are lies. We just choose to believe the ones we want and ignore the rest Originally Posted by Bubba3452

Such a bad attitude to have!!!

Generally, the collective "we" give compliments that are true. If you have a small penis, perhaps you have pretty eyes, stuff like that. For me, the reason for that is I have a very poor memory so "lying" doesn't work well for me.

So if a woman says that you have a large penis, you probably do. If THREE women say that you have a large penis, I would like for you to call me and set up an appointment, please.

No lie.

Elisabeth

The only verified case is Neo... CanDo has told me how hard it was to take him in Greek or oral...

I have refused his gay offers so I'll have to go with what the girls tell me. I believe them.

Such a bad attitude to have!!!
Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

Just want to make sure you understand that was humor, not a bad attitude. :-) I have a sometimes dry sense of humor and have no problem poking fun at myself, my gender, my age, or anything else. And, I don't always let others in on the joke though I do use the emotes to give clues most of the time. People who read my posts a lot usely find out one of their legs is much than the other longer from time to time.

So many serious, uptight people here. Lighten up and laugh at yourselves once in awhile.

Couple of true stories:
Was in BDD couple of years ago upstairs with a dancer. She takes it out, gets him excited, then stops, takes a long look at it, then calls first a waitress then another dancer over to see it and touch it.

Was at BDFW, dancer had been grinding and rubbing, made him real happy. She goes to the bathroom (very drunk), then comes back dragging another girl and has her grab me in the crotch. 2ed girls eyes light up and the first one says "See, I told you!!"

Now, being a man with a mans ego, especialy about these things, I like to think these things happened because of my exceptional equipment. And that is what Iam going to believe reguardless of what anyone says.

I just turned off gender mapping and figured you were lying. Okay... I chose to believe it but still...

If three say it, then it's possible that you do. If sixty nine say it then there is no doubt you do.

Sooo, 69 of 'em, huh??







[calculating how much it would cost to pay off 69 women]

Ok, I saw 3 girls this past weekend and all 3 said I had a large package. Originally Posted by xspotsthemark

Were they paid ladies? If so, they get paid to stroke your ego and make you think you have the biggest, best penis.

Were they drunk? If so, everything seems big at that point.

Or, of course, it could be true. And if that is the case, you posted this just so you could brag. I mean c'mon dude. A man "knows" if his dick is big or not. lol


Meg

Just want to make sure you understand that was humor, not a bad attitude. :-) I have a sometimes dry sense of humor and have no problem poking fun at myself, my gender, my age, or anything else. And, I don't always let others in on the joke though I do use the emotes to give clues most of the time. People who read my posts a lot usely find out one of their legs is much than the other longer from time to time.

So many serious, uptight people here. Lighten up and laugh at yourselves once in awhile. Originally Posted by Bubba3452

I was being facetious. Guess that I should have added a smiley face (or more) since that tends to promote understanding.

.... A man "knows" if his dick is big or not. lol

Meg Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

My avatar says it all.....

I was being facetious. Guess that I should have added a smiley face (or more) since that tends to promote understanding. Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

just checking :-)

I mean c'mon dude. A man "knows" if his dick is big or not. lol


Meg Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

Not so true Meg. I have been around several blocks many times. From internet research, I have a good idea where I stand in this. I am (as many here I am sure) above average (but not a John Holmes, Lexington Steel, or ...(and not very close)).

I have seen many women in and out of the biz. Some never speak about size, some have been wowed, and a few said "I have had big, and you are OK", but... If I had sex with ten women and they all had inner labia that hung an inch or more. Then I met a lady that they didn't show up externally, I would think she was odd, but I would be wrong.

This is a question to all of the experienced SP's out there. You have more real data than a University that somehow gets men to show up for a dick measurement, I would not be there.... I am also sure that the women do not measure their clients. I do not think it matters to most if you are 5" to 7", both below and above average, but if she has had 13" it is not a big deal ( I assume it feels about the same).

I think girth can make a difference with many, or so I am told. But if they are jaded, or just not in to you, it does not matter very much.

I know it is not a wise business move for SP's to say I only like... But maybe you can shine some light on what many men want to know.