Hobby/Escort Jokes!

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A man that works for an oil company is sent to an onsite camp in Saudi Arabia.Upon arriving at the camp he asks one of the workers at the all male camp what they did for pussy and the guys says we use the camel.Thinking this is odd the guy shrugs his shoulders and says "Why not" and instructs the guy to bring the camel to his tent at 6 o'clock that evening.
At the specified time the camel is brought to his tent and the guy pulls up a bucket and proceeds to fuck the camel when he notices the other guy is laughing at him.What's so funny, isn't this what the rest of you do?No sir the young man replies, we get on the camel and ride into the local whorehouse!
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Knock knock Originally Posted by dearhunter
lol sure why not... Who's there?

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whore Originally Posted by dearhunter
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knock knock
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Guy stops to talk to a hooker on the street. The hooker tells the guy,"I'll do whatever you want for $300". Guy thinks this is great and she jumps in his car. they drive to his house and go inside. She says,"ok honey what do you want me to do?" The guys says."Paint my house".
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knock knock Originally Posted by dearhunter

Who's there!?!

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Knock knock Originally Posted by dearhunter
lol sure why not... Who's there?

Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
whore Originally Posted by dearhunter
Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
knock knock Originally Posted by dearhunter

Who's there!?!

Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
WHORE
  • Kloie
  • 01-07-2014, 01:11 PM
Hilarious