Alright, fellas.
If you had to choose, would you rather be three inches LONGER or three inches TALLER?
Originally Posted by smokeswithwolves
Howdy, Folks!
No question.
3 inches longer.
That's my
tongue, of course.
Guys, my sister has informed me...if ladies see you licking your own eyebrows - you won't be able to beat them off with a club.
[She also told me once she was about to hop in the sack with a fellah, and he whipped out a purposeful 10-incher all erect and ready for action. She told him, "no WAY are you sticking that in me - go find a barnyard animal." She said he cried.]