Talking Dirty

I think if you know we are into dirty talk anything you come up with will be great.

Of course I love to hear that I am hitting the right f...ing spot and eat the f...ing pussy babe.

Dirty talk is fun but when a dude goes racial im like ummm .. awkward!
This one gent i used to see was real nice but pants off HE would say u want this Ni**er to fuk you. Get on ur knees bitch. Im cool with dirty talk but shit like that is weirdto me at least.


Now if i ever feel uncomfortable talking dirty then u will prob see me deep throating... lol
cant talk when ur mouth is full :-)

welll have a great new years!

If I say something too dirty will he know Im a freak?!
What I like might be too much for someone else haha! I've told people some of the stuff I like and they just look at me like, huh? Or they say, no, I could never do something like that! HAHA! Damn it! I said pour the fuckin candle wax! HAHA!
Originally Posted by Darcy Darling

"Too dirty"?? Pffft! There's no such thing. You just need to be comfortable enough to let that freak flag fly.

Trust me on this one; when you're getting all hot and heavy with someone, you could say the most insanely ridiculous things and the guy's not going to mind.

Women just have a way of making just about anything sound sexy. One of the keys is eye contact. If you maintain eye contact when you say it, the hotness factor increases exponentially.

I know the one that caused my knees to buckle is when this friend looked me in the eyes and said, "I want you to do things to me that you wouldn't do to farm animals!"....uhhh! Wait....okay, that's a bad example because I laughed my fuckin' ass off and ruined the moment..my dumb ass.

But my point is, and as crazy as it sounds, she made it sound sexy as hell...it's just that damned mental image that popped into my head that caused me to LMMFBO!! Just relax and say whatever comes to mind....(but you might want to leave out the farm animals) and you'll be fine.

Most guys find it a complete turn-on when a gal is comfortable enough to express her desires. The main thing and the most important part is to be genuine and not scripted, because when it comes across as scripted, we can tell, and that's almost as big of a turn-off as Mom walking in on you when you're playing with yourself...lol. F'real!

But truth be told, that kind of sounds like a challenge to me....getting Darcy Darling to let her freak-flag fly...hmmm?

There are two absolute guarantees in this world.
1- when a guy is horned-up, ain't nothin' too dirty

2-if a gal is losing an argument with a guy, all she has to do is start touching her boobs.

And that's all I've got to say about that.

Your helpful hippie,
SofaKingFun

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Dirty talk is fun but when a dude goes racial im like ummm .. awkward!
This one gent i used to see was real nice but pants off HE would say u want this Ni**er to fuk you. Get on ur knees bitch. Im cool with dirty talk but shit like that is weirdto me at least.


Now if i ever feel uncomfortable talking dirty then u will prob see me deep throating... lol
cant talk when ur mouth is full :-)

welll have a great new years! Originally Posted by Secret Encounters

@LuvsDaty: I like it, I like it!

@ SKF: Hey puto! Farm animals! I was drinking water when I read that and I almost got it all over the computer cause I laughed so hard! Haha!

Puta? F'reals!!??

That's fuckin' Awsomesausage!

Lmao!

Johnny Mango will be happy to hear about this!


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Women just have a way of making just about anything sound sexy. One of the keys is eye contact. If you maintain eye contact when you say it, the hotness factor increases exponentially.

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Most guys find it a complete turn-on when a gal is comfortable enough to express her desires. The main thing and the most important part is to be genuine and not scripted, because when it comes across as scripted, we can tell, and that's almost as big of a turn-off as Mom walking in on you when you're playing with yourself...lol. F'real!

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There are two absolute guarantees in this world.
1- when a guy is horned-up, ain't nothin' too dirty

2-if a gal is losing an argument with a guy, all she has to do is start touching her boobs.

... Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

SFK, you hit on some good points here. Eye contact, especially when they are conveying desire or wanton lust, is incredibly sexy. As far as what a companion can say that would be the ultimate in sexy to me... if she tells me what she wants, needs, desires to make our time together more enjoyable. Then tells me again when I don't hit the right place, and again as her body begins to respond to my efforts to grant her request. I consider feedback to be sexy. I wish I were better at giving feedback to those I spend time with as well.

Puta? F'reals!!??

That's fuckin' Awsomesausage!

Lmao!

Johnny Mango will be happy to hear about this!


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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Eyyyyyy Johnny Mango!

@Rover: Yeah, I do the feedback thing sometimes. We like feedback also.

Uncloaking... sorry about that DD...

Spontaneity is HUGE, eye contact is an impact multiplier and dirty talk should be spur of the moment...

Best when you say it to meet a need or desire on your part....

"....and I mean PRONTO BIG BOY, NOW GIDDY UP!" hot, hot, hot!!!

Hello Ms. Darling, Dirty Talk is easy, just tell the Gentleman how much you enjoy what ever he is doing. I love when you suck my tits, Yes lick my pussy - put your tongue in my pussy, or let me suck your dick, Fuck me baby, et.c

If you get good at it I would love to see you.......

Hello Ms. Darling, Dirty Talk is easy, just tell the Gentleman how much you enjoy what ever he is doing. I love when you suck my tits, Yes lick my pussy - put your tongue in my pussy, or let me suck your dick, Fuck me baby, et.c

If you get good at it I would love to see you.......

Hey girl, I feel your pain. I'm very shy too and its especially hard to open up like that to a complete stranger.

Uncloaking... sorry about that DD...

Spontaneity is HUGE, eye contact is an impact multiplier and dirty talk should be spur of the moment...

Best when you say it to meet a need or desire on your part....

"....and I mean PRONTO BIG BOY, NOW GIDDY UP!" hot, hot, hot!!! Originally Posted by Erich711

Thank ya for uncloaking! That sounds like stuff I might say! Im random sometimes! Lol

Damyank: I will let you know when I get good at it.

Tracy: Im glad to hear Im not the only one! I mean, if you get a little wine in me, then I get all skanky and I say all kinds of things! LOL But not too much wine, then Im lazy and just a little bit crazy! LOL

Lmao Darcy you sound like me. I would have a glass to take the edge off but isn't that frowned on before noon? Hehe

Tracy: "It's 5 o'clock somewhere!"

Lmao fuck it!! *pops champagne*