Weirdest Place You Had Sex

Wow.. mine are pretty tame.

Kitchen table.. in mothers house (while she was in shower)
Cargo bay in C130,
Elevator in retirement condo,
Storage unit on the couch

I just realized that I need to get busy with my bucket list!

Call room of a hospital that I was working in. Actually, 3 different call rooms, 2 different hospitals, 2 different women. Definitely made those call nights more enjoyable.

At my ex-wife's wedding. With the groom's ex wife. In the church bathroom.

I'm going to burn.

But it was SO worth it.

In a sandtrap at a east coast golfcourse, and then on the green, then an astronomy lesson, then we rolled back into the sandtrap.
Drivers seat of a Triumph TR6, still amused that the horn didn't go off at all.

.... On the Pastors face

1. Marine Corps Base rifle training area for new recruits, on top of a cold steel ammunition table.
2. In the desert in New Mexico on a hot summer night

3. sleeping Berth of a big rig and the attached trailer (it was empty)

These are pretty tame compared to some of them here:

On a kitchen chair with my roommate's fiancé in the kitchen of her parent's house. They were asleep (I think) in the next room. Tequila will make you do some strange shit, but the good part is you can remember every detail.

In the parking lot of the spectator viewing area for Lambert International airport. We were CG in the driver's seat, and the cop knocked on the window just as I was busting a nut.

I do have respect for anyone who could do the deed in a berth on a ship; hell, it's no picnic just to pull one off in them.

I was driving south of Montgomery on Hwy 231. New wife takes it out, crawls into my lap cowgirl like, and we start humping as I try to keep the car on the road. Got real exciting when we drove thru a couple of little towns......

Waverunner middle of Lake Travis across from Emerald Point!!! Damn life jackets!!!

church baptismal...church cemetary...church camp....church choir loft

Stairwell in the courthouse, And next to my dad while camping... I'm pretty sure he was awake and just didn't know what to say lol

On stage at a strip club in Sydney Australia. This particular club would pull gentlemen from the audience to be part of the show.

Hyatt Regency glass elevator leading to the Spindal Top bar. We went up, didn't finish, so stayed on (I wouldn't let anyone on from the top), and back down...then back up. THEN we got off and couldn't stop laughing.

UT Austin Jester Dorm, main lobby, Friday night, on the couch across from the piano, 7pm with people walking back and forth.

On the sofa in the CEO's office at work.

1) Breakroom directly behind the patient check in with a doctor I was dating.
2) Vacant hospital bed at the same hospital one late night.