Birthday special ideas everyone?

Since it's your birthday I'm not sure why you should have to discount your rates, it's supposed to be your special day. I might suggest you offer the lucky gent (or gents) an opportunity to take you out to dinner off the clock.

I don't believe having you, the BJ guru of KC the Queen and the legendary Dallas Rain together in the same room is legal in most states. It's considered a health hazard. Talk about sensory overload.

Here's wishing you a Happy Birthday sexy lady!

Nice AD plan and simple...

... no references to specials. M Originally Posted by OLindsay

So everyone agrees that threADs are okay, including upper management... but that same management has decided that ADs are not okay and that they should be dealt with accordingly.

Maybe I am just being an Jackass about this or maybe I am the only one that is not so completely pussy whipped that I'm willing to call it like I see it.

I'm not a provider, so I couldn't give a rat's butt about some girl following the "ad rules". I don't see how that effects me in any way.

It sounds more like a mod-provider issue to me. Which again...I couldn't give a rat's butt about.

"And that's all I have to say about that." - Gump F.

You know bob... for the most part I agree with you.
To be completely honest my real problem is not the closing of threads or Ads vs threAds.
and I have nothing against Skilar or OLindsay, they just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

My problem is that we have moderators that want to pick and choose which guidelines they want to enforce.
Quit frankly if they want to enforce the guidelines then they need to enforce all of them.

Maybe I am the only one that has noticed this..
but the local mods seem to have no problems enforcing the guidelines with me, you are any of the others male members.
they also seem to have no problem enforcing the guidelines on the female members that just so happen to not be their type,
hell I don't even think that they realize that themselves.
They just don't want to rock the boat with the ladies with whom they would like to see.. it is only natural.

But they volunteered to be mods, All I am asking is for them to stop picking and choosing which guidelines apply to which member and apply the guidelines uniformly.

Nice AD plan and simple...



So everyone agrees that threADs are okay, including upper management... but that same management has decided that ADs are not okay and that they should be dealt with accordingly.

Maybe I am just being an Jackass about this or maybe I am the only one that is not so completely pussy whipped that I'm willing to call it like I see it. Originally Posted by ElumEno

quit being a jackass and enjoy the thread. She was asking for opinions and she got yours even though it was hijacking this thread..

Now back on topic, Cannot wait to see what you came up with for your birthday beautiful.

OK, let's try to get this threAD back on course....

Ill give you a good spanking Originally Posted by Thequeen

If I was there,I would give you a spanking AND make a banana split outta your body to devour!! Yummmy!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Excellent answers from the other ladies! And, banana splits are tasty!

An early happy birthday to you, Lindsay...! Not asking you to reveal your age, but what if you were given one O for every year of your birth? Or, if that's too many before you pass out, then one O for every two years...

This is not an ad because no where does it have what my special is for crying out loud, I haven't even advertised my ad yet. Thanks elum emo. Now please move along. And dont make this about something its not. Thanks good day sir.

OK, let's try to get this threAD back on course....Excellent answers from the other ladies! And, banana splits are tasty!

An early happy birthday to you, Lindsay...! Not asking you to reveal your age, but what if you were given one O for every year of your birth? Or, if that's too many before you pass out, then one O for every two years... Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

We are on topic babe... Were gonna have a spank Lindsay party when Dallas Rain gets here this spring.. You wanna watch? Hehe

You know bob... for the most part I agree with you.
To be completely honest my real problem is not the closing of threads or Ads vs threAds.
and I have nothing against Skilar or OLindsay, they just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

My problem is that we have moderators that want to pick and choose which guidelines they want to enforce.
Quit frankly if they want to enforce the guidelines then they need to enforce all of them.

Maybe I am the only one that has noticed this..
but the local mods seem to have no problems enforcing the guidelines with me, you are any of the others male members.
they also seem to have no problem enforcing the guidelines on the female members that just so happen to not be their type,
hell I don't even think that they realize that themselves.
They just don't want to rock the boat with the ladies with whom they would like to see.. it is only natural.

But they volunteered to be mods, All I am asking is for them to stop picking and choosing which guidelines apply to which member and apply the guidelines uniformly. Originally Posted by ElumEno

And don't come on my thread and hijack it either. This has nothing to do with you its mine not yours. Got back to your poor me thread and stay off this one. You are being very immature for being a grown man.

We are on topic babe... Were gonna have a spank Lindsay party when Dallas Rain gets here this spring.. You wanna watch? Hehe Originally Posted by OLindsay

Well, isn't Dallas the lucky one! Have fun!

Well, isn't Dallas the lucky one! Have fun! Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

I'm ready for the timex challenge are you? And btw babe I will be 36 years young. Hehe

...what if you were given one O for every year of your birth? Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

...I will be 36 years young. Hehe Originally Posted by OLindsay

That's... (let's see, divide by 2, carry the 3....) THIRTY-SIX O's....!!! Whew!

Since the opening post has been edited, and since you avoided my questions in private..

When will you be apologizing for and removing the misapplied infraction that you gave me.

I'm ready for the timex challenge are you? And btw babe I will be 36 years young. Hehe Originally Posted by OLindsay

Wow we are the same age.